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Celebrate the fabulousness of turning sixty with our Sixty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and cheeky card is perfect for those who w...

A fruity flavoured scent of delicious strawberry, juicy orange, zesty lemon, tangy lime and sweet blackcurrants. Similar to popular sweets that bur...

Introducing the Taurus Boho Astrology Birthday Card, a hilarious way to celebrate your loved one's special day in style.

You should really be thanking your bestie / partner’s parents for them being born, but this isn’t how birthday cards work. Let them know you apprec...

These flavours are where it all began! The Best Ever Brownie Box is a box of delicious fudgy Nut Free brownies made with the finest ingredients to...

This says it all really. No one likes a snorer, but send this card to the noisy fucker you can’t live without.

Celebrate a monumental milestone with our Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for anyone turning the big...

Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!  

Surprise your S.O. with an unforgettably funny card straight from the heart - To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Making it easy to express your feelings towards your GF, get To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

 Surprising your Husband with thoughtfulness is a cinch with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Showing your Wife how much you care is a breeze with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

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Introducing our Virgo Boho Astrology Birthday Card, a hilarious and brutal way to celebrate the special Virgo in your life!

Suggested gift: a bucket and a mop for your friend’s WAP.   

This classic combination of Raspberry and White Chocolate Brownies, is truly a match made in heaven! Finished with the finest ingredients to creat...

Indulge in a unique and luxurious experience with the Lindt Lindor & Yankee Candle Signature Chocolate Hamper With Ivory Roses. This exquisite ...

Congrats, you're still single! This card is perfect for those who haven't found their lobster yet. Embrace the single life with a humorous reminder...

Introducing the "You Should See Your Care Home" Birthday Card, a delightful and hilarious way to celebrate that special someone's birthday! This co...

Especially if you squint really hard and tilt your head to the left….  

Say 'happy birthday' with a laugh! Introducing the "You're A Disappointment" Birthday Card, a brutal & funny way to commemorate somebody's big ...

Say what you mean, and mean what you say 🤷‍♀️  

Give the gift of beauty with our You're So Beautiful Card. Featuring a playful skeleton aesthetic, this card is sure to make them smile (and maybe ...