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Introducing our stunning Aquarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Aquarius sun sign with this brutally hones...

This brutally honest, yet funny Aries Boho Astrology Birthday Card is the perfect choice to celebrate the birthday of your Aries friends or loved o...

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Introducing our Bit Of Card Birthday Card, the perfect way to send your birthday wishes. While tradition dictates sending a simple folded card, we ...

Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

Relax and smile with this happy scent of warming amber and therapeutic siam wood, fused together by refreshing linden blossom and calm joyful calen...

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Introducing the Cancer Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate the unique, hilarious astrological qualities of your loved ones born under the Cance...

Introducing our stunning Capricorn Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Capricorn sun sign with this hilarious an...

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Make a statement with our Deck The Halls And Fuck The Tories Christmas Card -- a bashfully rebellious way to wish folks good cheer!

  Prevent a festive fist fight with our one-of-a-kind "Deck The Halls And Not Your Family Christmas Card"! Get merry and bypass the boring traditio...

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Introducing the Freddie Mercury "Another Year Bites The Dust" Birthday Card, an absolute must-have for every die-hard Queen fan! Guaranteed to brin...

Celebrate the festive season in style with our exclusive Freddie Mercury Merry Xmas To My Queen Christmas Card. This beautifully designed card meas...

Yo-ho-ho, check out the Freddie Mercury | Santa Ooooh Christmas Card! Perfect for your mirthful festive season. (That's right. The one and only Fre...

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Introducing our scarily accurate Gemini Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Gemini sun sign with this hilarious ...

Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

Celebrate a special milestone with our Happy 18th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card. This delightful card is sure to put a smile on your loved on...

Celebrate your favourite human bean's 21st birthday in style with our cute Happy 21st To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card!

Send an unforgettable birthday card with this hilarious Happy Birthday Mother Puffer Card! Its funny puffer fish design and clever punchline will m...