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This says it all really. No one likes a snorer, but send this card to the noisy fucker you can’t live without.

Celebrate a monumental milestone with our Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for anyone turning the big...

Join the Anti Valentines Club with this quirky card! Say goodbye to sappy love songs and hello to a fun, single life. With this card, you'll have a...

Get into the holiday spirit with our Tis The Season To Be An Alcoholic Christmas Card. Designed to add a touch of humour and colour to your festive...

Get into the Christmas spirit with our Tis The Season To Get Bevved Christmas Card. This vibrant and witty card is the perfect way to show your lov...

This card is one way to let everyone know you'll be on a one month bender through December!

Introducing our "Tis The Season To Get Lit" Christmas Card! This vibrant and delightfully sarcastic card is the perfect way to show your loved ones...

Vibrant and vivacious, our "To Do Eat Drink, Be Merry Christmas Card" is here to add a touch of tongue-in-cheek holiday hilarity to your greetings!...

Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!  

Surprise your S.O. with an unforgettably funny card straight from the heart - To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Making it easy to express your feelings towards your GF, get To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

 Surprising your Husband with thoughtfulness is a cinch with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Showing your Wife how much you care is a breeze with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Celebrate love and friendship with this Together Until We Croak card. Show them they're your partner in crime 'til the end with this quirky, playfu...

Introducing the "Try Not To Get As Fat As You Did Last Year" Christmas Card, a clever and light-hearted way to express some seasonal goodwill towar...

Introducing our Virgo Boho Astrology Birthday Card, a hilarious and brutal way to celebrate the special Virgo in your life!

Suggested gift: a bucket and a mop for your friend’s WAP.   

Find your perfect match with our humorous and quirky card! Show your significant other that you're meant to be with this playful and fun design. No...

Declare your lack of feelings this Valentine's Day with our "When You're Dead Inside" card. No lovey-dovey messages here - just pure honesty and hu...

Say hello to our "Wishing You An Adequate Christmas Card" - perfect for adding a pinch of humour and sarcasm to yuletide wishes. Rocking dazzling c...

Looking for the perfect way to express your love this Valentine's Day? Look no further than our XOXO Valentines Card. Measuring at 5x7 inches, this...

Congrats, you're still single! This card is perfect for those who haven't found their lobster yet. Embrace the single life with a humorous reminder...

Say "I love you" with a delicious twist! Our "You Are The Icing On My Donut" Valentines/anniversary Card is the ideal way to let them know how swee...

Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!