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  • It's The Most Stressful Time Of The Year Christmas Card

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    Don't beat around the bush

  • I’m Busy, Fuck Off Mug

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    It doesn’t matter if you’re busy working, or scrolling TikTok. Your time is precious and you don’t need any interruptions, keep everyone at bay wit...

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  • I’m Glad You Didn't Die This Year Christmas Card

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    Show your Dad how much you care this Christmas, along with a pair or Primarni socks.

  • I’ve Been Up All Night Waiting For Santa To Come Christmas Card

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    This rude Christmas card is ideal for the one on Santa’s naughty list!

  • Just Another Shite Christmas Card

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    No one ever keeps these things anyway…do they?

  • Lay Off The Cocaine | Bad Santa Christmas Card

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    Introducing the Lay Off The Cocaine | Bad Santa Christmas Card! Spice up your holiday greetings with this offensive and hilarious card that is sure...

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  • Leo Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Leo Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Leo sun sign with this hilarious and brutally h...

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  • Libra Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Libra Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Libra sun sign with this hilarious and scaril...

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  • Merry Christmas And All That Shit Christmas Card

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    Say hello to our Merry Christmas And All That Stuff Christmas Card - a great way to add some holiday hilarity to your greetings! Crafted with a sas...

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  • Merry Christmas And All That Shit Christmas Card

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    Keep it clear, keep it concise!

  • Merry Christmas, You Big Ho Ho Ho Christmas Card

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    Introducing our witty and colorful Merry Christmas, You Big Ho Ho Ho Christmas Card! This funny and sardonic card is the ideal way to demonstrate t...

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  • Merry Fucking Christmas Mug

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    11oz glossy ceramic mug. Coloured handle and inner. Dishwasher & Microwave safe.

  • Merry Kiss My Ass Christmas Card

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    Let everyone know what you really think of the holiday season!

  • Money's Short, Times Are Hard, Here's Your Fucking Christmas Card

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    Introducing our hilariously sassy and vibrant Christmas card collection, designed to inject some much-needed sass into your holiday greetings. We u...

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  • Most Expensive Shag Ever New Baby Card

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    Share your true feelings with the Most Expensive Shag Ever New Baby Boy Card! (What better way to welcome a little dude to the world?)  

  • Most Expensive Shag Ever New Baby Card

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    Say what you really think with the Most Expensive Shag Ever Baby Girl Card!  

  • Per My Previous Email, Dickhead Mug

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    “Per my previous email”, roughly translates to “can you not fucking read, pal?”. Phew, and breathe. You probably need this if you work in an office...

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  • Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card

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    Let this Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card be a symbol of your gratitude and adoration, while allowing you to demonstrate your own wit. Whet...

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  • Personalised 5 Star Review Card

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    Let this Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card be a symbol of your gratitude and adoration, while allowing you to demonstrate your own wit. Whet...

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  • Pretend This Card Says Something Christmassy Christmas Card

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    This rude Christmas card is ideal for the one on Santa’s naughty list!

  • Sagittarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Sagittarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Sagittarius sun sign with this hilariou...

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  • Santa Hates Little Bitches Christmas Card

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    Introducing the Santa Hates Little Bitches Christmas Card, a hilarious way to spread some festive cheer! Send it to your kids if you want Social Se...

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  • Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Scorpio sun sign with this hilariously brut...

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  • Sit On My Face And Glaze Me Like A Donut Valentines Card

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    For a cheeky and hilarious Valentine's Day card, look no further than the Sit On My Face And Glaze Me Like A Donut Valentines Card. Need we say more?