Birthday Cards

Introducing the Another Year Closer To Death Birthday Card! This hilarious and brutally honest card is perfect for those who appreciate a blunt sen...

Say "happy birthday" with a hilarious twist by gifting your fabulous mum the Mum, I Am The Gift Birthday Card! This cheeky card is guaranteed to ma...

Introducing the Bestie, I Am The Gift Birthday Card - the perfect solution for those moments when you just can't be bothered to shop for a present....

Introducing the Sis, I Am The Gift Birthday Card, the perfect way to celebrate a special bond between sisters. This card is not afraid to embrace t...

Introducing our Bit Of Card Birthday Card, the perfect way to send your birthday wishes. While tradition dictates sending a simple folded card, we ...

Looking for a hilarious and unique birthday card for someone special in your life? Look no further than our "I Would Have Got You A Funny Card" Bir...

Introducing the In Dog Years, You're Dead Birthday Card! Celebrate birthdays in a hilarious and brutal way with this eye-catching birthday card.

You should really be thanking your bestie / partner’s parents for them being born, but this isn’t how birthday cards work. Let them know you apprec...

Say what you mean, and mean what you say 🤷‍♀️  

Make birthdays even more fun with this hilarious "It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age" birthday card! Perfect for those who want to stay...

Suggested gift: a bucket and a mop for your friend’s WAP.   

Especially if you squint really hard and tilt your head to the left….  

Celebrate their fabulousness of turning forty with our Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for sending bi...

Celebrate the fabulousness of turning sixty with our Sixty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and cheeky card is perfect for those who w...

Celebrate a monumental milestone with our Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for anyone turning the big...

Celebrate a special milestone with our Fifty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and stylish card is perfect for someone who is embracing...

Introducing the Kim Kardashian | So Old Birthday Card, the perfect way to spread some laughter and show your friends you care! When you can't get y...

Looking for a birthday card that expresses your frustration with a friend who never answers their phone? Look no further than our "I Hope Your Birt...

Introducing our Happy Birthday Ya Big Nonce Birthday Card! This one-of-a-kind card is guaranteed to make the recipient smile, whether they have a u...

Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

This says it all really. No one likes a snorer, but send this card to the noisy fucker you can’t live without.