Birthday Cards

Celebrate a special milestone with our Happy 18th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card. This delightful card is sure to put a smile on your loved on...

Celebrate your favourite human bean's special day with the Happy Birthday To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! 

Introducing our "I Hope You Don't Expect A Present Birthday Card" - the perfect way to keep it real and inject some honesty into any birthday celeb...

Introducing the "I Hope You Get A Papercut Birthday Card," a perfect choice to pleasantly surprise your frenemies on their special day. Designed sp...

Introducing our "I Didn't Forget Your Birthday Card" - a witty and heart warming way to celebrate your loved one's special day. This card is specif...

Introducing the "Another Year Closer To Buying A Stairlift" Birthday Card, a delightful and hilarious way to celebrate that special someone's birth...

Introducing the Another Year Closer To Death Birthday Card! This hilarious and brutally honest card is perfect for those who appreciate a blunt sen...

Say 'Happy Birthday, Dad!' with oodles of cheer and heartfelt love with the Dad I Am The Gift Birthday Card! Put a smile on his face with an extra-...

Introducing our Bit Of Card Birthday Card, the perfect way to send your birthday wishes. While tradition dictates sending a simple folded card, we ...

Looking for a hilarious and unique birthday card for someone special in your life? Look no further than our "I Would Have Got You A Funny Card" Bir...

Introducing the In Dog Years, You're Dead Birthday Card! Celebrate birthdays in a hilarious and brutal way with this eye-catching birthday card.

You should really be thanking your bestie / partner’s parents for them being born, but this isn’t how birthday cards work. Let them know you apprec...

Say what you mean, and mean what you say 🤷‍♀️  

Make birthdays even more fun with this hilarious "It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age" birthday card! Perfect for those who want to stay...

Introducing the Andrew Tate | Happy Birthday To A Top G Birthday Card - the ultimate weapon to make your Bugatti-obsessed Alpha feel like the true ...

Introducing the Andrew Tate Birthday Presents Are For Pussies Birthday Card, a must-have item for anyone seeking a unique and cheeky way to celebra...

Especially if you squint really hard and tilt your head to the left….  

Introducing the Kim Kardashian | So Old Birthday Card, the perfect way to spread some laughter and show your friends you care! When you can't get y...

Looking for a birthday card that expresses your frustration with a friend who never answers their phone? Look no further than our "I Hope Your Birt...

Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

This says it all really. No one likes a snorer, but send this card to the noisy fucker you can’t live without.