Greetings Cards

Introducing our hilarious "Sorry For Always Being Hungover At Christmas Dinner" Christmas Card! This vibrant and sarcastic greeting card is the per...

Introducing our "Tis The Season To Get Lit" Christmas Card! This vibrant and delightfully sarcastic card is the perfect way to show your loved ones...

Get into the Christmas spirit with our Tis The Season To Get Bevved Christmas Card. This vibrant and witty card is the perfect way to show your lov...

Searching for the perfect card to express your sharp wit and sass? Look no further than our Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Christmas Card! This v...

Get into the holiday spirit with our Tis The Season To Be An Alcoholic Christmas Card. Designed to add a touch of humour and colour to your festive...

Celebrate your loved one in true Liam Gallagher style with our Happy Birthday R Kid Birthday Card. This biblical card is a must-have for any fan of...

Behold the sassiness of our Santa Has Favourites, And You're Not One Of Them Christmas Card! Delight family and friends with this bright and snarky...

Introducing the "Bro, I Am The Gift Christmas Card" - the ultimate way to spread some sarcastic holiday cheer! Designed to make your brother laugh ...

Get in the festive spirit with our Merry Christmas From The Love Of Your Life, BTW That's Me Not Your Xbox Christmas Card. This playful and sarcast...

Introducing the Santa Hates Little Bitches Christmas Card, a hilarious way to spread some festive cheer! Send it to your kids if you want Social Se...

Celebrate your favourite human bean's 21st birthday in style with our cute Happy 21st To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card!

Introducing the "I Hope You Get A Papercut Birthday Card," a perfect choice to pleasantly surprise your frenemies on their special day. Designed sp...

You should really be thanking your bestie / partner’s parents for them being born, but this isn’t how birthday cards work. Let them know you apprec...

Suggested gift: a bucket and a mop for your friend’s WAP.   

Celebrate their fabulousness of turning forty with our Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for sending bi...

Celebrate a monumental milestone with our Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for anyone turning the big...

Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

Get ready to make a splash! You may not have Jacob Elordi, but this Saltburn card references the epic bath scene that is guaranteed to bring some l...

Get straight to the point with the Custom Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a playful and...

Get straight to the point with the You're Punching Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a pl...

Get straight to the point with the You'll Do Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a playful ...

Get straight to the point with the Gizza Blowie? Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a play...

Get straight to the point with the Lick My Clam? Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a play...

Looking to make your Valentine's Day extra special? Our Custom Valentines Poem Card is the perfect way to express your love. With the ability to in...