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  • Merry Christmas And All That Shit Christmas Card

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    Keep it clear, keep it concise!

  • You're A Hard Person To Buy For Christmas Card

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    One for the Dads, them men who literally have everything!

  • Even Twats Deserve A Christmas Card

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    We all have that one person. Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

  • All I Want For Christmas Is Prosecco Christmas Card

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    Tis the season to get white girl wasted.

  • It's The Most Stressful Time Of The Year Christmas Card

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    Don't beat around the bush

  • Merry Kiss My Ass Christmas Card

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    Let everyone know what you really think of the holiday season!

  • It Wouldn't Be Christmas Without... Christmas Card

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    They may be forever single, but they're also forever being questioned!

  • Festive As Fuck Christmas Card

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    The only person jollier than this recipient is the big man himself!

  • Tis The Season To Get Fucking Shitfaced Christmas Card

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    This card is one way to let everyone know you'll be on a one month bender through December!

  • Bah Fucking Humbug Christmas Card

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    You're a real life Scrooge, y'know? Try lighten up a little, or Baby Jesus will come and get you.

  • If You Try Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe Christmas Card

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    This one is for creepy Steve in accounts. Let him know you're not fucking about this year at the Christmas party!

  • If You Try Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe Christmas Card

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    Send this to the one that had their Christmas tree up in November!

  • I’m Glad You Didn't Die This Year Christmas Card

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    Show your Dad how much you care this Christmas, along with a pair or Primarni socks.

  • All I Want For Christmas Is Money Christmas Card

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    Say what you mean this Christmas, if you don’t ask, you don’t get!

  • Pretend This Card Says Something Christmassy Christmas Card

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    This rude Christmas card is ideal for the one on Santa’s naughty list!

  • I’ve Been Up All Night Waiting For Santa To Come Christmas Card

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    This rude Christmas card is ideal for the one on Santa’s naughty list!

  • Don’t Sit On The Shopping Centre Santa’s Knee Christmas Card

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    Have a mate that just can’t control themselves? This hilarious Christmas card is for them.

  • Look Who Got A Fancy New Place Card

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    Congratulate your loved on on their fancy new home with this stylish and sarcastic card.

  • Fuck Sake Card

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    Whether you want to send your sympathy, or just extend your well wishes to a friend going through a bad time, this card says what you really think,...

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  • Sorry That Life's Being A Bit Of A Cunt Right Now Card

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    Whether you want to send your sympathy, or just extend your well wishes to a friend going through a bad time, this card says what you really think,...

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  • Hope Your New House Isn't Haunted Card

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    There's no better way to congratulate your mate on their new house than with this new home card that might get them thinking about that squeaky sta...

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  • RIP To Your Thirties Birthday Card

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    This illustrated card is ideal for bidding adieu to your loved one's twenties and welcoming their 40th birthday in style.

  • RIP To Your Twenties Birthday Card

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    This illustrated card is ideal for bidding adieu to your loved one's twenties and welcoming their 30th birthday in style.

  • Uni Wanker Card

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    It's that time of year where everyone heads off to their smelly student accommodation. Let them know you're thinking of them as they eat beans on t...

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