Greetings Cards

Make this holiday season merry and bright by gifting your loved ones our sass-tastic "Everyday Is Like Christmas When You Have A Husband Like Me" C...

Wanna give your bae some sass this holiday season? Our "Everyday Is Like Christmas When You Have A Boyfriend Like Me" Christmas Card's got you cove...

Celebrate Christmas with a touch of humour and love using our "Merry Christmas From The Love Of Your Life, BTW That's Me Not Your Car" Christmas Ca...

Introducing the perfect Christmas card to showcase your sense of humour and send warm wishes to your loved ones - the "Merry Christmas From The Lov...

Introducing the In Dog Years, You're Dead Birthday Card! Celebrate birthdays in a hilarious and brutal way with this eye-catching birthday card.

Make birthdays even more fun with this hilarious "It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age" birthday card! Perfect for those who want to stay...

Celebrate the fabulousness of turning sixty with our Sixty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and cheeky card is perfect for those who w...

Channel your inner Martha with this on-trend birthday card!

Get ready to make a splash! You may not have Jacob Elordi, but this Saltburn card references the epic bath scene that is guaranteed to bring some l...

Celebrate love and friendship with this Together Until We Croak card. Show them they're your partner in crime 'til the end with this quirky, playfu...

Let's not get their hopes up unnecessarily, tell them in advance they're getting fuck all.

Is this a universal experience? Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

Name a worse present,I'll wait...

No one ever keeps these things anyway…do they?

 Surprising your Husband with thoughtfulness is a cinch with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Celebrate love and make your favourite human bean feel special this Valentine's Day with our Happy Valentines To My Favourite Human Bean Valentines...

Say "I love you" with a delicious twist! Our "You Are The Icing On My Donut" Valentines/anniversary Card is the ideal way to let them know how swee...

For a cheeky and hilarious Valentine's Day card, look no further than the Sit On My Face And Glaze Me Like A Donut Valentines Card. Need we say more?

Introducing our charming "I Like Who You Are" Valentines Card, the perfect way to simply express your admiration and affection to that special some...

Say hello to our "You Repulse Me The Least" Valentines Card! It's just the ticket for couples who like to keep things light and cheeky - the perfec...

Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

Introducing the hilarious HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker Bad Santa Card! A perfect pick for spreading some festive fun and laughter this holiday se...

Yo-ho-ho, check out the Freddie Mercury | Santa Ooooh Christmas Card! Perfect for your mirthful festive season. (That's right. The one and only Fre...

Peepin' for a Christmas time card to drop off to your rastas? Check out the Liam Gallagher | Merry Xmas R Kid Christmas Card! It's the perfect pick...