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  • You Make Me Melt Card

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    This You Make Me Melt Card packs a sweet and punny message to melt anyone's heart. With a playful tone and quirky language, it's the perfect way to...

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  • When You're Dead Inside Valentines Card

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    Declare your lack of feelings this Valentine's Day with our "When You're Dead Inside" card. No lovey-dovey messages here - just pure honesty and hu...

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  • You're So Beautiful Card

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    Give the gift of beauty with our You're So Beautiful Card. Featuring a playful skeleton aesthetic, this card is sure to make them smile (and maybe ...

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  • Miley Cyrus | You Can Buy Yourself Flowers Retro Card

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    Show yourself some love with the Miley Cyrus | You Can Buy Yourself Flowers Retro Card. Remind yourself that you deserve the best. Surprise yoursel...

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  • If I Had Feelings, They'd Be For You Card

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    Show someone special how you feel with the If I Had Feelings, They'd Be For You Card. This quirky and playful card is perfect for expressing your l...

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  • The Lovers | Toad Tarot Valentines Card

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    Give your Valentine the magic of love with The Lovers Toad Tarot card. Perfect for tarot lovers, this card adds a quirky touch to your special day....

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  • I'm Toad-ally In Love With You Card

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    Hop into their heart with our "I'm Toad-ally In Love With You" card! This adorable Toad Valentine's card is the perfect way to express your love wi...

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  • Merry Christmas And All That Shit Christmas Card

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    Keep it clear, keep it concise!

  • You're A Hard Person To Buy For Christmas Card

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    One for the Dads, them men who literally have everything!

  • Even Twats Deserve A Christmas Card

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    We all have that one person. Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

  • All I Want For Christmas Is Prosecco Christmas Card

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    Tis the season to get white girl wasted.

  • It's The Most Stressful Time Of The Year Christmas Card

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    Don't beat around the bush

  • Festive As Fuck Christmas Card

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    The only person jollier than this recipient is the big man himself!

  • Tis The Season To Get Fucking Shitfaced Christmas Card

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    This card is one way to let everyone know you'll be on a one month bender through December!

  • Bah Fucking Humbug Christmas Card

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    You're a real life Scrooge, y'know? Try lighten up a little, or Baby Jesus will come and get you.

  • Pretend This Card Says Something Christmassy Christmas Card

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    This rude Christmas card is ideal for the one on Santa’s naughty list!

  • RIP To Your Thirties Birthday Card

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    This illustrated card is ideal for bidding adieu to your loved one's twenties and welcoming their 40th birthday in style.

  • RIP To Your Twenties Birthday Card

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    This illustrated card is ideal for bidding adieu to your loved one's twenties and welcoming their 30th birthday in style.

  • Good Luck You Clever Little Fucker Card

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    Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

  • Olive You So Much Card

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    Share the love with the Olive You So Much Card!

  • You Fucking Did It Congratulations Card

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    Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!

  • Blow Me, Bitch Birthday Card

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    We keep it simple with this Blow Me, Bitch Birthday Card. This hilariously punny card is guaranteed to get a laugh on their special day.  

  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card │ Wife

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    Showing your Wife how much you care is a breeze with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card

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    Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!