Greetings Cards

Let Mum know you love her, whether it's her birthday, Mother's Day, or just because. She broke her vagina for you, the least you can do is send her...

Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

Say what you really think with the Most Expensive Shag Ever Baby Girl Card!  

Share your true feelings with the Most Expensive Shag Ever New Baby Boy Card! (What better way to welcome a little dude to the world?)  

Share the love with the Olive You So Much Card!

Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!

We keep it simple with this Blow Me, Bitch Birthday Card. This hilariously punny card is guaranteed to get a laugh on their special day.  

Showing your Wife how much you care is a breeze with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Making it easy to express your feelings towards your GF, get To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Surprise your S.O. with an unforgettably funny card straight from the heart - To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!  

Say 'happy birthday' with a laugh! Introducing the "You're A Disappointment" Birthday Card, a brutal & funny way to commemorate somebody's big ...

Introducing the "You Should See Your Care Home" Birthday Card, a delightful and hilarious way to celebrate that special someone's birthday! This co...

Introducing our "I Like Your Balls" Christmas Card, a cheeky and hilarious way to spread the holiday joy! Designed with vibrant colours and a touch...

Send an unforgettable birthday card with this hilarious Mum In A Million Birthday Card! Its gorgeous design will make her special day a little brig...

Send an unforgettable birthday card with this hilarious Happy Birthday Mother Puffer Card! Its funny puffer fish design and clever punchline will m...

Introducing our stunning Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Scorpio sun sign with this hilariously brut...

Introducing our stunning Libra Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Libra sun sign with this hilarious and scaril...

Introducing our stunning Leo Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Leo sun sign with this hilarious and brutally h...

Introducing our stunning Sagittarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Sagittarius sun sign with this hilariou...

Introducing our scarily accurate Gemini Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Gemini sun sign with this hilarious ...

Introducing our stunning Capricorn Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Capricorn sun sign with this hilarious an...

Introducing our stunning Pisces Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Pisces sun sign with this hilarious and brut...

Celebrate your loved one's special day in true Kanye West fashion with our stylish and unique Kanye West | I Love You More Than Kanye Loves Kanye B...