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Bring smiles to the new parents with our funny new baby cards. Discover the cutest and funniest designs.
  • Fuck Sake Card

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    Whether you want to send your sympathy, or just extend your well wishes to a friend going through a bad time, this card says what you really think,...

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  • Hope Your New House Isn't Haunted Card

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    There's no better way to congratulate your mate on their new house than with this new home card that might get them thinking about that squeaky sta...

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  • I Love My Mum So Much It Won't Fit On This Card

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    Let Mum know you love her, whether it's her birthday, Mother's Day, or just because. She broke her vagina for you, the least you can do is send her...

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  • Good Luck You Clever Little Fucker Card

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    Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

  • Blow Me, Bitch Birthday Card

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    We keep it simple with this Blow Me, Bitch Birthday Card. This hilariously punny card is guaranteed to get a laugh on their special day.  

  • Happy Birthday Mother Puffer Birthday Card

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    Send an unforgettable birthday card with this hilarious Happy Birthday Mother Puffer Card! Its funny puffer fish design and clever punchline will m...

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  • Gemini Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our scarily accurate Gemini Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Gemini sun sign with this hilarious ...

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  • Capricorn Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Capricorn Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Capricorn sun sign with this hilarious an...

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  • I Love You Like A Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack Card

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    Looking for a one-of-a-kind Valentine's Day or anniversary card that truly expresses your love? Look no further than our "I Love You Like A Back Al...

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  • Cardi B | This WAP Is The Only Gift You Need Card

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    Let him know he's going to get lucky (despite no real gift). with the ultimate Valentine's or anniversary card that is sure to make a bold statemen...

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  • Harry Styles | Just Let Me Adore You Card

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    Dazzle your boo this year with the Harry Styles "Just Let Me Adore You" Valentine's or anniversary card - a stylish way to say "I love you!"

  • Bestie, I Am The Gift Christmas Card

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    Looking for a Christmas card that goes beyond the ordinary? Look no further than our Bestie, I Am The Gift Christmas card. With its vibrant colours...

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  • I've Got A Sackload For You | Bad Santa Christmas Card

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    Introducing our funny "I've Got A Sackload For You" Bad Santa Christmas Card, the perfect way to spread some mischievous holiday cheer!

  • I've Seen Your Instagram | Bad Santa Christmas Card

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    Say hello to our laugh-out-loud, "I've Seen Your Instagram | Bad Santa Christmas Card" and let our fellow Insta-hoes know you love them just the wa...

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  • Bitches Get Stitches | Bad Santa Christmas Card

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    Introducing our bold and edgy "Bitches Get Stitches | Bad Santa Christmas Card" that is sure to leave a lasting impression this holiday season. Des...

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  • I Don't Believe In you Either, Cunt | Bad Santa Christmas Card

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    Introducing the "I Don't Believe In you Either, Cunt" Bad Santa Christmas Card, a perfectly hilarious and NFSW way to spread some holiday cheer! Me...

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  • Freddie Mercury | Merry Xmas To My Queen Christmas Card

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    Celebrate the festive season in style with our exclusive Freddie Mercury Merry Xmas To My Queen Christmas Card. This beautifully designed card meas...

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  • All I Want For Christmas Is You. Naked. Christmas Card

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    Our "All I Want For Christmas Is You. Naked." Christmas Card, is a cheeky and funny way to spread the holiday joy! Designed with vibrant colours an...

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  • Everyday Is Like Christmas When You Have A Brother Like Me Christmas Card

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    Wrap up this Christmas with our "Everyday Is Like Christmas When You Have A Brother Like Me" card - packed with bright hues and a hint of sass. Sho...

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  • Cancer Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing the Cancer Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate the unique, hilarious astrological qualities of your loved ones born under the Cance...

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  • Aquarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Aquarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Aquarius sun sign with this brutally hones...

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  • Aries Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    This brutally honest, yet funny Aries Boho Astrology Birthday Card is the perfect choice to celebrate the birthday of your Aries friends or loved o...

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  • Happy 40th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card

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    Treat your #1 Human Bean to an unforgettable 40th with this jazzy birthday card!

  • Happy 18th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card

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    Celebrate a special milestone with our Happy 18th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card. This delightful card is sure to put a smile on your loved on...

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