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Discover our daring collection of offensive funny cards designed to push the envelope and bring a smile!
  • If You Try Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe Christmas Card

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    This one is for creepy Steve in accounts. Let him know you're not fucking about this year at the Christmas party!

  • If You Try Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe Christmas Card

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    Send this to the one that had their Christmas tree up in November!

  • I’m Glad You Didn't Die This Year Christmas Card

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    Show your Dad how much you care this Christmas, along with a pair or Primarni socks.

  • All I Want For Christmas Is Money Christmas Card

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    Say what you mean this Christmas, if you don’t ask, you don’t get!

  • Pretend This Card Says Something Christmassy Christmas Card

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    This rude Christmas card is ideal for the one on Santa’s naughty list!

  • I’ve Been Up All Night Waiting For Santa To Come Christmas Card

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    This rude Christmas card is ideal for the one on Santa’s naughty list!

  • Don’t Sit On The Shopping Centre Santa’s Knee Christmas Card

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    Have a mate that just can’t control themselves? This hilarious Christmas card is for them.

  • Good Luck You Clever Little Fucker Card

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    Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

  • You Fucking Did It Congratulations Card

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    Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!

  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card │ Wife

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    Showing your Wife how much you care is a breeze with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card │ Girlfriend

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    Making it easy to express your feelings towards your GF, get To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card │ Boyfriend

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    Surprise your S.O. with an unforgettably funny card straight from the heart - To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card

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    Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!  

  • You're A Disappointment Birthday Card

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    Say 'happy birthday' with a laugh! Introducing the "You're A Disappointment" Birthday Card, a brutal & funny way to commemorate somebody's big ...

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  • Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Scorpio sun sign with this hilariously brut...

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  • Welcome To The Shit Show Wall Art Print

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    Introducing the "Welcome To The Shit Show" Wall Art Print, a captivating blend of modernity and nostalgia. This striking floral altered art piece i...

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  • Working Harder Than An Ugly Stripper Mug

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    If you haven’t been to a strip club in Derby, you probably don’t know what hard work really is 👀 11oz glossy ceramic mug. Coloured handle and inne...

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  • Taurus Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing the Taurus Boho Astrology Birthday Card, a hilarious way to celebrate your loved one's special day in style.

  • Most Expensive Shag Ever New Baby Card

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    Say what you really think with the Most Expensive Shag Ever Baby Girl Card!  

  • Most Expensive Shag Ever New Baby Card

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    Share your true feelings with the Most Expensive Shag Ever New Baby Boy Card! (What better way to welcome a little dude to the world?)  

  • Libra Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Libra Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Libra sun sign with this hilarious and scaril...

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  • Leo Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Leo Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Leo sun sign with this hilarious and brutally h...

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  • Sagittarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Sagittarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Sagittarius sun sign with this hilariou...

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  • Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card

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    Let this Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card be a symbol of your gratitude and adoration, while allowing you to demonstrate your own wit. Whet...

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