Offensive Cards
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Andrew Tate | Birthday Presents Are For Pussies Birthday Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Introducing the Andrew Tate Birthday Presents Are For Pussies Birthday Card, a must-have item for anyone seeking a unique and cheeky way to celebra...
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Happy Birthday Ya Big Nonce Birthday Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Introducing our Happy Birthday Ya Big Nonce Birthday Card! This one-of-a-kind card is guaranteed to make the recipient smile, whether they have a u...
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Deck The Halls And Fuck The Tories Christmas Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Make a statement with our Deck The Halls And Fuck The Tories Christmas Card -- a bashfully rebellious way to wish folks good cheer!
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Hope Your Christmas Isn't As Shit As You Are At Answering Your Phone Christmas Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Introducing our hilariously blunt "Hope Your Christmas Isn't As Shit As You Are At Answering Your Phone" Christmas card! If you're tired of sending...
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There's No One Else I'd Rather Have Snoring Loud As Fuck Beside Me Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /This says it all really. No one likes a snorer, but send this card to the noisy fucker you can’t live without.
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Andrew Tate | Xmas Presents Are For Pussies Christmas Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Send a funny card with the Andrew Tate | Xmas Presents Are For Pussies Christmas Card, the perfect way to add a touch of humour and personality to...
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Lay Off The Cocaine | Bad Santa Christmas Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Introducing the Lay Off The Cocaine | Bad Santa Christmas Card! Spice up your holiday greetings with this offensive and hilarious card that is sure...
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Merry Christmas And All That Shit Christmas Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Say hello to our Merry Christmas And All That Stuff Christmas Card - a great way to add some holiday hilarity to your greetings! Crafted with a sas...
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Try Not To Get As Fat As You Did Last Year Christmas Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Introducing the "Try Not To Get As Fat As You Did Last Year" Christmas Card, a clever and light-hearted way to express some seasonal goodwill towar...
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Personalised 5 Star Review Card
Original price £3.95 - Original price £4.95Original price£3.95 - £4.95£3.95 - £4.95Current price £3.95| /Let this Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card be a symbol of your gratitude and adoration, while allowing you to demonstrate your own wit. Whet...
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Money's Short, Times Are Hard, Here's Your Fucking Christmas Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Introducing our hilariously sassy and vibrant Christmas card collection, designed to inject some much-needed sass into your holiday greetings. We u...
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Ho Ho Holy Shit, It's Christmas Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Introducing our Ho Ho Holy Shit It's Christmas Card! Add some sass and festive cheer to the holidays with our vibrant and snarky Christmas card sel...
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I Hope Your Birthday Isn't As Shit As You Are At Answering Your Phone Birthday Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Looking for a birthday card that expresses your frustration with a friend who never answers their phone? Look no further than our "I Hope Your Birt...
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You're A Cunt Christmas Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /So many heartfelt cards out there, none really say it quite like this.
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Merry Christmas, You Big Ho Ho Ho Christmas Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Introducing our witty and colorful Merry Christmas, You Big Ho Ho Ho Christmas Card! This funny and sardonic card is the ideal way to demonstrate t...
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Santa Hates Little Bitches Christmas Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Introducing the Santa Hates Little Bitches Christmas Card, a hilarious way to spread some festive cheer! Send it to your kids if you want Social Se...
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I Don't Believe In you Either, Bitch | Bad Santa Christmas Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Introducing the sassiest Christmas card you'll ever come across - the "I Don't Believe In You Either, Bitch | Bad Santa Christmas Card". This hilar...
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In Dog Years, You’re Dead Birthday Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Introducing the In Dog Years, You're Dead Birthday Card! Celebrate birthdays in a hilarious and brutal way with this eye-catching birthday card.
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It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age Birthday Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Make birthdays even more fun with this hilarious "It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age" birthday card! Perfect for those who want to stay...
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Christmas Is Coming, And You Will Be Too Christmas Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Get in the festive spirit with our hilarious Christmas Is Coming, And You Will Be Too Christmas Card! This colourful and sarcastic card is the perf...
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Enjoy Pretending To Like Your Fuckwit Family Christmas Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Is this a universal experience? Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.
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You Are The Icing On My Donut Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Say "I love you" with a delicious twist! Our "You Are The Icing On My Donut" Valentines/anniversary Card is the ideal way to let them know how swee...
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HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker | Bad Santa Christmas Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Introducing the hilarious HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker Bad Santa Card! A perfect pick for spreading some festive fun and laughter this holiday se...
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Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card
Original price £2.95 - Original price £3.95Original price£2.95 - £3.95£2.95 - £3.95Current price £2.95| /Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...
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