Offensive Cards

Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

Keep it clear, keep it concise!

One for the Dads, them men who literally have everything!

We all have that one person. Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

Tis the season to get white girl wasted.

Don't beat around the bush

This rude Christmas card is ideal for the one on Santa’s naughty list!

Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!

Surprise your S.O. with an unforgettably funny card straight from the heart - To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!  

Introducing our stunning Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Scorpio sun sign with this hilariously brut...

Introducing the Taurus Boho Astrology Birthday Card, a hilarious way to celebrate your loved one's special day in style.

Introducing our stunning Libra Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Libra sun sign with this hilarious and scaril...

Introducing our stunning Leo Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Leo sun sign with this hilarious and brutally h...

Introducing our stunning Sagittarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Sagittarius sun sign with this hilariou...

Let this Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card be a symbol of your gratitude and adoration, while allowing you to demonstrate your own wit. Whet...

Introducing our "I Like Your Balls" Christmas Card, a cheeky and hilarious way to spread the holiday joy! Designed with vibrant colours and a touch...

Introducing the "I Don't Believe In you Either, Cunt" Bad Santa Christmas Card, a perfectly hilarious and NFSW way to spread some holiday cheer! Me...

We keep it simple with this Blow Me, Bitch Birthday Card. This hilariously punny card is guaranteed to get a laugh on their special day.  

Introducing our stunning Capricorn Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Capricorn sun sign with this hilarious an...

Let him know he's going to get lucky (despite no real gift). with the ultimate Valentine's or anniversary card that is sure to make a bold statemen...

Introducing the Cancer Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate the unique, hilarious astrological qualities of your loved ones born under the Cance...

Introducing our stunning Aquarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Aquarius sun sign with this brutally hones...