Offensive Cards

Send this to the one that had their Christmas tree up in November!

Show your Dad how much you care this Christmas, along with a pair or Primarni socks.

Say what you mean this Christmas, if you don’t ask, you don’t get!

This rude Christmas card is ideal for the one on Santa’s naughty list!

This rude Christmas card is ideal for the one on Santa’s naughty list!

Have a mate that just can’t control themselves? This hilarious Christmas card is for them.

Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!

Showing your Wife how much you care is a breeze with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Making it easy to express your feelings towards your GF, get To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Surprise your S.O. with an unforgettably funny card straight from the heart - To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!  

Say 'happy birthday' with a laugh! Introducing the "You're A Disappointment" Birthday Card, a brutal & funny way to commemorate somebody's big ...

Introducing our stunning Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Scorpio sun sign with this hilariously brut...

Introducing the Taurus Boho Astrology Birthday Card, a hilarious way to celebrate your loved one's special day in style.

Say what you really think with the Most Expensive Shag Ever Baby Girl Card!  

Share your true feelings with the Most Expensive Shag Ever New Baby Boy Card! (What better way to welcome a little dude to the world?)  

Introducing our stunning Libra Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Libra sun sign with this hilarious and scaril...

Introducing our stunning Leo Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Leo sun sign with this hilarious and brutally h...

Introducing our stunning Sagittarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Sagittarius sun sign with this hilariou...

Let this Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card be a symbol of your gratitude and adoration, while allowing you to demonstrate your own wit. Whet...

Introducing our "I Like Your Balls" Christmas Card, a cheeky and hilarious way to spread the holiday joy! Designed with vibrant colours and a touch...

Introducing our funny "I've Got A Sackload For You" Bad Santa Christmas Card, the perfect way to spread some mischievous holiday cheer!

Say hello to our laugh-out-loud, "I've Seen Your Instagram | Bad Santa Christmas Card" and let our fellow Insta-hoes know you love them just the wa...