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Let's not get their hopes up unnecessarily, tell them in advance they're getting fuck all.

Say what you mean this Christmas, if you don’t ask, you don’t get!

Tis the season to get white girl wasted.

Our "All I Want For Christmas Is You. Naked." Christmas Card, is a cheeky and funny way to spread the holiday joy! Designed with vibrant colours an...

The Andrew Tate "What Colour's Your Xmas Tree" Christmas Card is the perfect way to spread holiday cheer to your favourite Alpha.

Send a funny card with the Andrew Tate | Xmas Presents Are For Pussies Christmas Card,  the perfect way to add a touch of humour and personality to...

Send this to the one that had their Christmas tree up in November!

You're a real life Scrooge, y'know? Try lighten up a little, or Baby Jesus will come and get you.

Looking for a Christmas card that goes beyond the ordinary? Look no further than our Bestie, I Am The Gift Christmas card. With its vibrant colours...

Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

Introducing our bold and edgy "Bitches Get Stitches | Bad Santa Christmas Card" that is sure to leave a lasting impression this holiday season. Des...

Introducing the "Bro, I Am The Gift Christmas Card" - the ultimate way to spread some sarcastic holiday cheer! Designed to make your brother laugh ...

Relax and smile with this happy scent of warming amber and therapeutic siam wood, fused together by refreshing linden blossom and calm joyful calen...

Get in the festive spirit with our hilarious Christmas Is Coming, And You Will Be Too Christmas Card! This colourful and sarcastic card is the perf...

Introducing our "Dad, I Am The Gift Christmas Card" – a jolly way to spread cheer and laughter to your Father this Yuletide. Showcasing a simple ye...

Make a statement with our Deck The Halls And Fuck The Tories Christmas Card -- a bashfully rebellious way to wish folks good cheer!

  Prevent a festive fist fight with our one-of-a-kind "Deck The Halls And Not Your Family Christmas Card"! Get merry and bypass the boring traditio...

Have a mate that just can’t control themselves? This hilarious Christmas card is for them.

Is this a universal experience? Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

We all have that one person. Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

Wanna give your bae some sass this holiday season? Our "Everyday Is Like Christmas When You Have A Boyfriend Like Me" Christmas Card's got you cove...

Wrap up this Christmas with our "Everyday Is Like Christmas When You Have A Brother Like Me" card - packed with bright hues and a hint of sass. Sho...

The "Everyday Is Like Christmas When You Have A Friend Like Me Christmas Card" is the ultimate way to show your closest buddies some Christmas love...

Make this Christmas extra special with our "Everyday Is Like Christmas When You Have A Girlfriend Like Me" Christmas Card. This vibrant and playful...