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We all have that one person. Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

Make this Christmas extra special with our "Everyday Is Like Christmas When You Have A Girlfriend Like Me" Christmas Card. This vibrant and playful...

Introducing the Freddie Mercury "Another Year Bites The Dust" Birthday Card, an absolute must-have for every die-hard Queen fan! Guaranteed to brin...

Introducing the iconic Freddie Mercury | Love Of My Life Valentine's Day  or anniversary card, a must-have for any die-hard music lover and an extr...

Yo-ho-ho, check out the Freddie Mercury | Santa Ooooh Christmas Card! Perfect for your mirthful festive season. (That's right. The one and only Fre...

Introducing our scarily accurate Gemini Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Gemini sun sign with this hilarious ...

Get straight to the point with the Gizza Blowie? Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a play...

Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

Celebrate their 30th birthday in style with our Happy 30th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! This adorable card is the perfect way to honour thi...

Treat your #1 Human Bean to an unforgettable 40th with this jazzy birthday card!

Send an unforgettable birthday card with this hilarious Happy Birthday Mother Puffer Card! Its funny puffer fish design and clever punchline will m...

Celebrate your favourite human bean's special day with the Happy Birthday To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! 

Introducing our Happy Birthday Ya Big Nonce Birthday Card! This one-of-a-kind card is guaranteed to make the recipient smile, whether they have a u...

Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

Celebrate love and make your favourite human bean feel special this Valentine's Day with our Happy Valentines To My Favourite Human Bean Valentines...

Dazzle your boo this year with the Harry Styles "Just Let Me Adore You" Valentine's or anniversary card - a stylish way to say "I love you!"

Surprise your special someone with this "Having Me In Your Life Is Gift Enough!" Card. An ode to your relationship, this vivacious and clever card ...

Introducing our Ho Ho Holy Shit It's Christmas Card! Add some sass and festive cheer to the holidays with our vibrant and snarky Christmas card sel...

Introducing the hilarious HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker Bad Santa Card! A perfect pick for spreading some festive fun and laughter this holiday se...

Introducing our hilariously blunt "Hope Your Christmas Isn't As Shit As You Are At Answering Your Phone" Christmas card! If you're tired of sending...

Introducing the hilariously cheeky "I Bet Your Birthday Doesn't Suck As Much As I'm Gonna" Birthday Card! Light-hearted and sure to get a laugh, th...

Introducing our brutally hilarious "I Bought This Card In The Hope You'd Get A Papercut" Christmas card! This funny and sarcastic card is a must-ha...

Introducing our "I Didn't Forget Your Birthday Card" - a witty and heart warming way to celebrate your loved one's special day. This card is specif...

Introducing the sassiest Christmas card you'll ever come across - the "I Don't Believe In You Either, Bitch | Bad Santa Christmas Card". This hilar...