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Looking to make your Valentine's Day extra special? Our Custom Valentines Poem Card is the perfect way to express your love. With the ability to in...

Make a statement with our Deck The Halls And Fuck The Tories Christmas Card -- a bashfully rebellious way to wish folks good cheer!

  Prevent a festive fist fight with our one-of-a-kind "Deck The Halls And Not Your Family Christmas Card"! Get merry and bypass the boring traditio...

Is this a universal experience? Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

We all have that one person. Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

Wanna give your bae some sass this holiday season? Our "Everyday Is Like Christmas When You Have A Boyfriend Like Me" Christmas Card's got you cove...

The only person jollier than this recipient is the big man himself!

Celebrate a special milestone with our Fifty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and stylish card is perfect for someone who is embracing...

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Celebrate their fabulousness of turning forty with our Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for sending bi...

Introducing the Freddie Mercury "Another Year Bites The Dust" Birthday Card, an absolute must-have for every die-hard Queen fan! Guaranteed to brin...

Introducing the iconic Freddie Mercury | Love Of My Life Valentine's Day  or anniversary card, a must-have for any die-hard music lover and an extr...

Celebrate the festive season in style with our exclusive Freddie Mercury Merry Xmas To My Queen Christmas Card. This beautifully designed card meas...

Yo-ho-ho, check out the Freddie Mercury | Santa Ooooh Christmas Card! Perfect for your mirthful festive season. (That's right. The one and only Fre...

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Introducing our scarily accurate Gemini Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Gemini sun sign with this hilarious ...

Get straight to the point with the Gizza Blowie? Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a play...

Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

Celebrate their 30th birthday in style with our Happy 30th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! This adorable card is the perfect way to honour thi...

Treat your #1 Human Bean to an unforgettable 40th with this jazzy birthday card!

Send an unforgettable birthday card with this hilarious Happy Birthday Mother Puffer Card! Its funny puffer fish design and clever punchline will m...

Celebrate your favourite human bean's special day with the Happy Birthday To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! 

Introducing our Happy Birthday Ya Big Nonce Birthday Card! This one-of-a-kind card is guaranteed to make the recipient smile, whether they have a u...

Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...