Greetings Cards

Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

Say what you really think with the Most Expensive Shag Ever Baby Girl Card!  

Share your true feelings with the Most Expensive Shag Ever New Baby Boy Card! (What better way to welcome a little dude to the world?)  

Share the love with the Olive You So Much Card!

Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!

We keep it simple with this Blow Me, Bitch Birthday Card. This hilariously punny card is guaranteed to get a laugh on their special day.  

Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!  

Send an unforgettable birthday card with this hilarious Happy Birthday Mother Puffer Card! Its funny puffer fish design and clever punchline will m...

Introducing our stunning Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Scorpio sun sign with this hilariously brut...

Introducing our stunning Libra Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Libra sun sign with this hilarious and scaril...

Introducing our stunning Leo Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Leo sun sign with this hilarious and brutally h...

Introducing our stunning Sagittarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Sagittarius sun sign with this hilariou...

Introducing our scarily accurate Gemini Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Gemini sun sign with this hilarious ...

Introducing our stunning Capricorn Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Capricorn sun sign with this hilarious an...

Introducing our stunning Pisces Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Pisces sun sign with this hilarious and brut...

Celebrate your loved one's special day in true Kanye West fashion with our stylish and unique Kanye West | I Love You More Than Kanye Loves Kanye B...

Let this Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card be a symbol of your gratitude and adoration, while allowing you to demonstrate your own wit. Whet...

Celebrate love and make your favourite human bean feel special this Valentine's Day with our Happy Valentines To My Favourite Human Bean Valentines...

Say "I love you" with a delicious twist! Our "You Are The Icing On My Donut" Valentines/anniversary Card is the ideal way to let them know how swee...

Looking for a one-of-a-kind Valentine's Day or anniversary card that truly expresses your love? Look no further than our "I Love You Like A Back Al...

Looking for the perfect way to express your love this Valentine's Day? Look no further than our XOXO Valentines Card. Measuring at 5x7 inches, this...

Keep it blunt with our "You're Alright, I Guess" Valentine's Card, a witty and lighthearted way to express your feelings this Valentine's Day.

Keep it blunt with our "You'll Do" Valentine's Card, the hilarious way to express your love and affection this Valentine's Day. 

Let him know he's going to get lucky (despite no real gift). with the ultimate Valentine's or anniversary card that is sure to make a bold statemen...