Greetings Cards

Get in the festive spirit with our Merry Christmas From The Love Of Your Life, BTW That's Me Not Your Xbox Christmas Card. This playful and sarcast...

Introducing the Santa Hates Little Bitches Christmas Card, a hilarious way to spread some festive cheer! Send it to your kids if you want Social Se...

Introducing the "I Hope You Get A Papercut Birthday Card," a perfect choice to pleasantly surprise your frenemies on their special day. Designed sp...

You should really be thanking your bestie / partner’s parents for them being born, but this isn’t how birthday cards work. Let them know you apprec...

Suggested gift: a bucket and a mop for your friend’s WAP.   

Celebrate their fabulousness of turning forty with our Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for sending bi...

Celebrate a monumental milestone with our Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for anyone turning the big...

Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

Get ready to make a splash! You may not have Jacob Elordi, but this Saltburn card references the epic bath scene that is guaranteed to bring some l...

Get straight to the point with the Custom Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a playful and...

Get straight to the point with the You're Punching Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a pl...

Get straight to the point with the You'll Do Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a playful ...

Get straight to the point with the Gizza Blowie? Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a play...

Get straight to the point with the Lick My Clam? Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a play...

Looking to make your Valentine's Day extra special? Our Custom Valentines Poem Card is the perfect way to express your love. With the ability to in...

Send some old school shade with our Retro I Hate You Card. This card is perfect for expressing your dislike in a fun and playful way. No need to ta...

Join the Self Love Club with this retro card. Show yourself some love and appreciation (because you're worth it) with this quirky design. Perfect f...

Break up with traditional love cards and try something new with our Anti Valentines Card. Perfect for those who don't take love too seriously, this...

Break up with traditional love cards and try something new with our Anti Valentines Card. Perfect for those who don't take love too seriously, this...

Break up with traditional love cards and try something new with our Anti Love Hearts Breakup Card. Perfect for those who don't take love too seriou...

Congrats, you're still single! This card is perfect for those who haven't found their lobster yet. Embrace the single life with a humorous reminder...

Join the Anti Valentines Club with this quirky card! Say goodbye to sappy love songs and hello to a fun, single life. With this card, you'll have a...

Find your perfect match with our humorous and quirky card! Show your significant other that you're meant to be with this playful and fun design. No...

This You Make Me Melt Card packs a sweet and punny message to melt anyone's heart. With a playful tone and quirky language, it's the perfect way to...