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Bring smiles to the new parents with our funny new baby cards. Discover the cutest and funniest designs.
  • If I Had Feelings, They'd Be For You Card

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    Show someone special how you feel with the If I Had Feelings, They'd Be For You Card. This quirky and playful card is perfect for expressing your l...

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  • I'm Toad-ally In Love With You Card

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    Hop into their heart with our "I'm Toad-ally In Love With You" card! This adorable Toad Valentine's card is the perfect way to express your love wi...

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  • Even Twats Deserve A Christmas Card

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    We all have that one person. Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

  • All I Want For Christmas Is Prosecco Christmas Card

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    Tis the season to get white girl wasted.

  • It's The Most Stressful Time Of The Year Christmas Card

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    Don't beat around the bush

  • It Wouldn't Be Christmas Without... Christmas Card

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    They may be forever single, but they're also forever being questioned!

  • Festive As Fuck Christmas Card

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    The only person jollier than this recipient is the big man himself!

  • Bah Fucking Humbug Christmas Card

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    You're a real life Scrooge, y'know? Try lighten up a little, or Baby Jesus will come and get you.

  • If You Try Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe Christmas Card

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    This one is for creepy Steve in accounts. Let him know you're not fucking about this year at the Christmas party!

  • If You Try Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe Christmas Card

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    Send this to the one that had their Christmas tree up in November!

  • All I Want For Christmas Is Money Christmas Card

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    Say what you mean this Christmas, if you don’t ask, you don’t get!

  • Don’t Sit On The Shopping Centre Santa’s Knee Christmas Card

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    Have a mate that just can’t control themselves? This hilarious Christmas card is for them.

  • Fuck Sake Card

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    Whether you want to send your sympathy, or just extend your well wishes to a friend going through a bad time, this card says what you really think,...

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  • Hope Your New House Isn't Haunted Card

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    There's no better way to congratulate your mate on their new house than with this new home card that might get them thinking about that squeaky sta...

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  • I Love My Mum So Much It Won't Fit On This Card

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    Let Mum know you love her, whether it's her birthday, Mother's Day, or just because. She broke her vagina for you, the least you can do is send her...

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  • Good Luck You Clever Little Fucker Card

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    Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

  • Blow Me, Bitch Birthday Card

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    We keep it simple with this Blow Me, Bitch Birthday Card. This hilariously punny card is guaranteed to get a laugh on their special day.  

  • I Like Your Balls Christmas Card

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    Introducing our "I Like Your Balls" Christmas Card, a cheeky and hilarious way to spread the holiday joy! Designed with vibrant colours and a touch...

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  • Happy Birthday Mother Puffer Birthday Card

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    Send an unforgettable birthday card with this hilarious Happy Birthday Mother Puffer Card! Its funny puffer fish design and clever punchline will m...

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  • Gemini Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our scarily accurate Gemini Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Gemini sun sign with this hilarious ...

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  • Capricorn Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Capricorn Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Capricorn sun sign with this hilarious an...

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  • I Love You Like A Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack Card

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    Looking for a one-of-a-kind Valentine's Day or anniversary card that truly expresses your love? Look no further than our "I Love You Like A Back Al...

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  • Cardi B | This WAP Is The Only Gift You Need Card

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    Let him know he's going to get lucky (despite no real gift). with the ultimate Valentine's or anniversary card that is sure to make a bold statemen...

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  • Harry Styles | Just Let Me Adore You Card

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    Dazzle your boo this year with the Harry Styles "Just Let Me Adore You" Valentine's or anniversary card - a stylish way to say "I love you!"