New Baby Cards

Let's not get their hopes up unnecessarily, tell them in advance they're getting fuck all.

Is this a universal experience? Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

Send this to the one that had their Christmas tree up in November!

Whether you want to send your sympathy, or just extend your well wishes to a friend going through a bad time, this card says what you really think,...

Celebrate love and make your favourite human bean feel special this Valentine's Day with our Happy Valentines To My Favourite Human Bean Valentines...

Introducing our charming "I Like Who You Are" Valentines Card, the perfect way to simply express your admiration and affection to that special some...

Looking for a Christmas card that goes beyond the ordinary? Look no further than our Bestie, I Am The Gift Christmas card. With its vibrant colours...

Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

Our "All I Want For Christmas Is You. Naked." Christmas Card, is a cheeky and funny way to spread the holiday joy! Designed with vibrant colours an...

Introducing the "Bro, I Am The Gift Christmas Card" - the ultimate way to spread some sarcastic holiday cheer! Designed to make your brother laugh ...

Celebrate your favourite human bean's 21st birthday in style with our cute Happy 21st To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card!

Introducing the "I Hope You Get A Papercut Birthday Card," a perfect choice to pleasantly surprise your frenemies on their special day. Designed sp...

Introducing the Bestie, I Am The Gift Birthday Card - the perfect solution for those moments when you just can't be bothered to shop for a present....

Celebrate their fabulousness of turning forty with our Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for sending bi...

Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

Get straight to the point with the You're Punching Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a pl...

Get straight to the point with the You'll Do Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a playful ...

This You Make Me Melt Card packs a sweet and punny message to melt anyone's heart. With a playful tone and quirky language, it's the perfect way to...

Give the gift of beauty with our You're So Beautiful Card. Featuring a playful skeleton aesthetic, this card is sure to make them smile (and maybe ...

One for the Dads, them men who literally have everything!

Introducing the "You Should See Your Care Home" Birthday Card, a delightful and hilarious way to celebrate that special someone's birthday! This co...

Keep it blunt with our "You're Alright, I Guess" Valentine's Card, a witty and lighthearted way to express your feelings this Valentine's Day.

Keep it blunt with our "You'll Do" Valentine's Card, the hilarious way to express your love and affection this Valentine's Day. 

Say what you mean, and mean what you say 🤷‍♀️