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Discover our daring collection of offensive funny cards designed to push the envelope and bring a smile!
  • There's No One Else I'd Rather Have Snoring Loud As Fuck Beside Me Card

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    This says it all really. No one likes a snorer, but send this card to the noisy fucker you can’t live without.

  • Merry Christmas And All That Shit Christmas Card

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    Say hello to our Merry Christmas And All That Stuff Christmas Card - a great way to add some holiday hilarity to your greetings! Crafted with a sas...

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  • Try Not To Get As Fat As You Did Last Year Christmas Card

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    Introducing the "Try Not To Get As Fat As You Did Last Year" Christmas Card, a clever and light-hearted way to express some seasonal goodwill towar...

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  • Personalised 5 Star Review Card

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    Let this Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card be a symbol of your gratitude and adoration, while allowing you to demonstrate your own wit. Whet...

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  • Money's Short, Times Are Hard, Here's Your Fucking Christmas Card

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    Introducing our hilariously sassy and vibrant Christmas card collection, designed to inject some much-needed sass into your holiday greetings. We u...

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  • Merry Christmas, You Big Ho Ho Ho Christmas Card

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    Introducing our witty and colorful Merry Christmas, You Big Ho Ho Ho Christmas Card! This funny and sardonic card is the ideal way to demonstrate t...

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  • In Dog Years, You’re Dead Birthday Card

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    Introducing the In Dog Years, You're Dead Birthday Card! Celebrate birthdays in a hilarious and brutal way with this eye-catching birthday card.

  • It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age Birthday Card

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    Make birthdays even more fun with this hilarious "It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age" birthday card! Perfect for those who want to stay...

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  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card │ Husband

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     Surprising your Husband with thoughtfulness is a cinch with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

  • You Are The Icing On My Donut Card

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    Say "I love you" with a delicious twist! Our "You Are The Icing On My Donut" Valentines/anniversary Card is the ideal way to let them know how swee...

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  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card │ Wife

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    Showing your Wife how much you care is a breeze with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card │ Girlfriend

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    Making it easy to express your feelings towards your GF, get To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card │ Boyfriend

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    Surprise your S.O. with an unforgettably funny card straight from the heart - To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card

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    Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!  

  • Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Scorpio sun sign with this hilariously brut...

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  • Taurus Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing the Taurus Boho Astrology Birthday Card, a hilarious way to celebrate your loved one's special day in style.

  • Libra Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Libra Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Libra sun sign with this hilarious and scaril...

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  • Leo Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Leo Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Leo sun sign with this hilarious and brutally h...

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  • Sagittarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Sagittarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Sagittarius sun sign with this hilariou...

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  • Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card

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    Let this Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card be a symbol of your gratitude and adoration, while allowing you to demonstrate your own wit. Whet...

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  • Capricorn Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Capricorn Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Capricorn sun sign with this hilarious an...

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  • Cancer Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing the Cancer Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate the unique, hilarious astrological qualities of your loved ones born under the Cance...

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  • Aquarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Aquarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Aquarius sun sign with this brutally hones...

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  • Aries Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    This brutally honest, yet funny Aries Boho Astrology Birthday Card is the perfect choice to celebrate the birthday of your Aries friends or loved o...

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