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Offensive Cards

Discover our daring collection of offensive funny cards designed to push the envelope and bring a smile!
  • There’s No One Else I’d Rather Have Snoring Loud As Fuck

    There's No One Else I'd Rather Have Snoring Loud As Fuck Beside Me Card

    $7.00 - $9.00
    $7.00 - $9.00
    $7.00 - $9.00
    $7.00

    This says it all really. No one likes a snorer, but send this card to the noisy fucker you can’t live without.

  • Personalised 5 Star Review Valentines Card - Greeting & Note

    Personalised 5 Star Review Card

    $9.00 - $11.00
    $9.00 - $11.00
    $9.00 - $11.00
    $9.00

    Let this Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card be a symbol of your gratitude and adoration, while allowing you to demonstrate your own wit. Whet...

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  • You Are The Icing On My Donut Valentines Card - Greeting &

    You Are The Icing On My Donut Card

    $7.00 - $9.00
    $7.00 - $9.00
    $7.00 - $9.00
    $7.00

    Say "I love you" with a delicious twist! Our "You Are The Icing On My Donut" Valentines/anniversary Card is the ideal way to let them know how swee...

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  • Sit On My Face And Glaze Me Like A Donut Valentines Card -

    Sit On My Face And Glaze Me Like A Donut Valentines Card

    $7.00 - $9.00
    $7.00 - $9.00
    $7.00 - $9.00
    $7.00

    For a cheeky and hilarious Valentine's Day card, look no further than the Sit On My Face And Glaze Me Like A Donut Valentines Card. Need we say more?

  • Cardi B | This WAP Is The Only Gift You Need Valentines Card

    Cardi B | This WAP Is The Only Gift You Need Card

    $7.00 - $9.00
    $7.00 - $9.00
    $7.00 - $9.00
    $7.00

    Let him know he's going to get lucky (despite no real gift). with the ultimate Valentine's or anniversary card that is sure to make a bold statemen...

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