Offensive Cards

Make a statement with our Deck The Halls And Fuck The Tories Christmas Card -- a bashfully rebellious way to wish folks good cheer!

Introducing our hilariously blunt "Hope Your Christmas Isn't As Shit As You Are At Answering Your Phone" Christmas card! If you're tired of sending...

Introducing the Lay Off The Cocaine | Bad Santa Christmas Card! Spice up your holiday greetings with this offensive and hilarious card that is sure...

Say hello to our Merry Christmas And All That Stuff Christmas Card - a great way to add some holiday hilarity to your greetings! Crafted with a sas...

Introducing the "Try Not To Get As Fat As You Did Last Year" Christmas Card, a clever and light-hearted way to express some seasonal goodwill towar...

Introducing our hilariously sassy and vibrant Christmas card collection, designed to inject some much-needed sass into your holiday greetings. We u...

Introducing our Ho Ho Holy Shit It's Christmas Card! Add some sass and festive cheer to the holidays with our vibrant and snarky Christmas card sel...

Looking for a birthday card that expresses your frustration with a friend who never answers their phone? Look no further than our "I Hope Your Birt...

Introducing our witty and colorful Merry Christmas, You Big Ho Ho Ho Christmas Card! This funny and sardonic card is the ideal way to demonstrate t...

Introducing the sassiest Christmas card you'll ever come across - the "I Don't Believe In You Either, Bitch | Bad Santa Christmas Card". This hilar...

Introducing the In Dog Years, You're Dead Birthday Card! Celebrate birthdays in a hilarious and brutal way with this eye-catching birthday card.

Make birthdays even more fun with this hilarious "It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age" birthday card! Perfect for those who want to stay...

Let's not get their hopes up unnecessarily, tell them in advance they're getting fuck all.

No one ever keeps these things anyway…do they?

Celebrate a monumental milestone with our Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for anyone turning the big...

Introducing the Santa Hates Little Bitches Christmas Card, a hilarious way to spread some festive cheer! Send it to your kids if you want Social Se...

Introducing the hilarious HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker Bad Santa Card! A perfect pick for spreading some festive fun and laughter this holiday se...

Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

Keep it clear, keep it concise!

One for the Dads, them men who literally have everything!

Don't beat around the bush

Let everyone know what you really think of the holiday season!

They may be forever single, but they're also forever being questioned!

Show your gratitude for your less cringey relatives this Christmas!