Greetings Cards

Behold the sassiness of our Santa Has Favourites, And You're Not One Of Them Christmas Card! Delight family and friends with this bright and snarky...

Introducing the "Bro, I Am The Gift Christmas Card" - the ultimate way to spread some sarcastic holiday cheer! Designed to make your brother laugh ...

Get in the festive spirit with our Merry Christmas From The Love Of Your Life, BTW That's Me Not Your Xbox Christmas Card. This playful and sarcast...

Celebrate your favourite human bean's 21st birthday in style with our cute Happy 21st To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card!

Introducing the "I Hope You Get A Papercut Birthday Card," a perfect choice to pleasantly surprise your frenemies on their special day. Designed sp...

Introducing the Bestie, I Am The Gift Birthday Card - the perfect solution for those moments when you just can't be bothered to shop for a present....

You should really be thanking your bestie / partner’s parents for them being born, but this isn’t how birthday cards work. Let them know you apprec...

Suggested gift: a bucket and a mop for your friend’s WAP.   

Celebrate their fabulousness of turning forty with our Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for sending bi...

Celebrate a monumental milestone with our Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for anyone turning the big...

Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

Get ready to make a splash! You may not have Jacob Elordi, but this Saltburn card references the epic bath scene that is guaranteed to bring some l...

Get straight to the point with the Custom Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a playful and...

Get straight to the point with the You're Punching Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a pl...

Get straight to the point with the You'll Do Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a playful ...

Get straight to the point with the Gizza Blowie? Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a play...

Get straight to the point with the Lick My Clam? Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a play...

Looking to make your Valentine's Day extra special? Our Custom Valentines Poem Card is the perfect way to express your love. With the ability to in...

Send some old school shade with our Retro I Hate You Card. This card is perfect for expressing your dislike in a fun and playful way. No need to ta...

Join the Self Love Club with this retro card. Show yourself some love and appreciation (because you're worth it) with this quirky design. Perfect f...

Break up with traditional love cards and try something new with our Anti Valentines Card. Perfect for those who don't take love too seriously, this...

Break up with traditional love cards and try something new with our Anti Valentines Card. Perfect for those who don't take love too seriously, this...

Break up with traditional love cards and try something new with our Anti Love Hearts Breakup Card. Perfect for those who don't take love too seriou...

Congrats, you're still single! This card is perfect for those who haven't found their lobster yet. Embrace the single life with a humorous reminder...