Greetings Cards

Whether you want to send your sympathy, or just extend your well wishes to a friend going through a bad time, this card says what you really think,...

Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!

Celebrate love and make your favourite human bean feel special this Valentine's Day with our Happy Valentines To My Favourite Human Bean Valentines...

Say "I love you" with a delicious twist! Our "You Are The Icing On My Donut" Valentines/anniversary Card is the ideal way to let them know how swee...

Introducing our charming "I Like Who You Are" Valentines Card, the perfect way to simply express your admiration and affection to that special some...

Say hello to our "You Repulse Me The Least" Valentines Card! It's just the ticket for couples who like to keep things light and cheeky - the perfec...

Looking for a Christmas card that goes beyond the ordinary? Look no further than our Bestie, I Am The Gift Christmas card. With its vibrant colours...

Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

Peepin' for a Christmas time card to drop off to your rastas? Check out the Liam Gallagher | Merry Xmas R Kid Christmas Card! It's the perfect pick...

Introducing the Kanye West "Take It Yeezy This Xmas Seezy" Christmas Card! Spread some holiday cheer in true Kanye style with this unique and eye-c...

Vibrant and vivacious, our "To Do Eat Drink, Be Merry Christmas Card" is here to add a touch of tongue-in-cheek holiday hilarity to your greetings!...

Introducing our hilarious "Sorry For Always Being Hungover At Christmas Dinner" Christmas Card! This vibrant and sarcastic greeting card is the per...

Introducing our "Tis The Season To Get Lit" Christmas Card! This vibrant and delightfully sarcastic card is the perfect way to show your loved ones...

Get into the Christmas spirit with our Tis The Season To Get Bevved Christmas Card. This vibrant and witty card is the perfect way to show your lov...

Searching for the perfect card to express your sharp wit and sass? Look no further than our Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Christmas Card! This v...

Get into the holiday spirit with our Tis The Season To Be An Alcoholic Christmas Card. Designed to add a touch of humour and colour to your festive...

Behold the sassiness of our Santa Has Favourites, And You're Not One Of Them Christmas Card! Delight family and friends with this bright and snarky...

Introducing the "Bro, I Am The Gift Christmas Card" - the ultimate way to spread some sarcastic holiday cheer! Designed to make your brother laugh ...

Get in the festive spirit with our Merry Christmas From The Love Of Your Life, BTW That's Me Not Your Xbox Christmas Card. This playful and sarcast...

Celebrate your favourite human bean's 21st birthday in style with our cute Happy 21st To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card!

Introducing the "I Hope You Get A Papercut Birthday Card," a perfect choice to pleasantly surprise your frenemies on their special day. Designed sp...

Introducing the Bestie, I Am The Gift Birthday Card - the perfect solution for those moments when you just can't be bothered to shop for a present....

You should really be thanking your bestie / partner’s parents for them being born, but this isn’t how birthday cards work. Let them know you apprec...

Suggested gift: a bucket and a mop for your friend’s WAP.