Greetings Cards

Celebrate your favourite human bean's 21st birthday in style with our cute Happy 21st To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card!

Introducing the "I Hope You Get A Papercut Birthday Card," a perfect choice to pleasantly surprise your frenemies on their special day. Designed sp...

You should really be thanking your bestie / partner’s parents for them being born, but this isn’t how birthday cards work. Let them know you apprec...

Suggested gift: a bucket and a mop for your friend’s WAP.   

Celebrate their fabulousness of turning forty with our Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for sending bi...

Celebrate a monumental milestone with our Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for anyone turning the big...

Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

Get ready to make a splash! You may not have Jacob Elordi, but this Saltburn card references the epic bath scene that is guaranteed to bring some l...

Congrats, you're still single! This card is perfect for those who haven't found their lobster yet. Embrace the single life with a humorous reminder...

Give the gift of beauty with our You're So Beautiful Card. Featuring a playful skeleton aesthetic, this card is sure to make them smile (and maybe ...

Show yourself some love with the Miley Cyrus | You Can Buy Yourself Flowers Retro Card. Remind yourself that you deserve the best. Surprise yoursel...

This illustrated card is ideal for bidding adieu to your loved one's twenties and welcoming their 40th birthday in style.

This illustrated card is ideal for bidding adieu to your loved one's twenties and welcoming their 30th birthday in style.

Let Mum know you love her, whether it's her birthday, Mother's Day, or just because. She broke her vagina for you, the least you can do is send her...

Share the love with the Olive You So Much Card!

We keep it simple with this Blow Me, Bitch Birthday Card. This hilariously punny card is guaranteed to get a laugh on their special day.  

Showing your Wife how much you care is a breeze with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Making it easy to express your feelings towards your GF, get To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Surprise your S.O. with an unforgettably funny card straight from the heart - To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!  

Say 'happy birthday' with a laugh! Introducing the "You're A Disappointment" Birthday Card, a brutal & funny way to commemorate somebody's big ...

Introducing the "You Should See Your Care Home" Birthday Card, a delightful and hilarious way to celebrate that special someone's birthday! This co...

Send an unforgettable birthday card with this hilarious Mum In A Million Birthday Card! Its gorgeous design will make her special day a little brig...

Send an unforgettable birthday card with this hilarious Happy Birthday Mother Puffer Card! Its funny puffer fish design and clever punchline will m...