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Bring smiles to the new parents with our funny new baby cards. Discover the cutest and funniest designs.
  • Paul Breach | TikTok Big Birthday Hugs Babz Birthday Card

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    If, like us, you spend 12 hours a day on TikTok, you won't have been able to avoid Snapshoteye / Beautybeyondtheeye. Show your delectable princess ...

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  • Andrew Tate | Happy Birthday To A Top G Birthday Card

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    Introducing the Andrew Tate | Happy Birthday To A Top G Birthday Card - the ultimate weapon to make your Bugatti-obsessed Alpha feel like the true ...

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  • Andrew Tate | Birthday Presents Are For Pussies Birthday Card

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    Introducing the Andrew Tate Birthday Presents Are For Pussies Birthday Card, a must-have item for anyone seeking a unique and cheeky way to celebra...

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  • Happy Birthday Ya Big Nonce Birthday Card

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    Introducing our Happy Birthday Ya Big Nonce Birthday Card! This one-of-a-kind card is guaranteed to make the recipient smile, whether they have a u...

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  • Happy Birthday To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card

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    Celebrate your favourite human bean's special day with the Happy Birthday To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! 

  • Rude That You're Younger Than Me Birthday Card

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    Whether it's for a sibling, friend, or co-worker, the Rude That You're Younger Than Me Birthday Card is guaranteed to be the star of the show. You ...

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  • There's No One Else I'd Rather Have Snoring Loud As Fuck Beside Me Card

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    This says it all really. No one likes a snorer, but send this card to the noisy fucker you can’t live without.

  • Happy 30th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card

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    Celebrate their 30th birthday in style with our Happy 30th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! This adorable card is the perfect way to honour thi...

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  • Kanye West | Getting Older Ain't Yeezy Birthday Card

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    Celebrate your bestie's birthday in style with our Kanye West "Getting Older Ain't Yeezy" Birthday Card. This bestselling card is the perfect way t...

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  • Kim Kardashian | So Old Birthday Card

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    Introducing the Kim Kardashian | So Old Birthday Card, the perfect way to spread some laughter and show your friends you care! When you can't get y...

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  • Having Me In Your Life Is Gift Enough Card

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    Surprise your special someone with this "Having Me In Your Life Is Gift Enough!" Card. An ode to your relationship, this vivacious and clever card ...

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  • Another Year Closer To Buying A Stairlift Birthday Card

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    Introducing the "Another Year Closer To Buying A Stairlift" Birthday Card, a delightful and hilarious way to celebrate that special someone's birth...

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  • Fifty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card

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    Celebrate a special milestone with our Fifty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and stylish card is perfect for someone who is embracing...

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  • I Didn't Forget Your Birthday Card

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    Introducing our "I Didn't Forget Your Birthday Card" - a witty and heart warming way to celebrate your loved one's special day. This card is specif...

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  • I Would Have Got You A Funny Card Birthday Card

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    Looking for a hilarious and unique birthday card for someone special in your life? Look no further than our "I Would Have Got You A Funny Card" Bir...

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  • I Hope Your Birthday Isn't As Shit As You Are At Answering Your Phone Birthday Card

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    Looking for a birthday card that expresses your frustration with a friend who never answers their phone? Look no further than our "I Hope Your Birt...

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  • Mum, I Am The Gift Birthday Card

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    Say "happy birthday" with a hilarious twist by gifting your fabulous mum the Mum, I Am The Gift Birthday Card! This cheeky card is guaranteed to ma...

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  • Sixty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card

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    Celebrate the fabulousness of turning sixty with our Sixty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and cheeky card is perfect for those who w...

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  • Freddie Mercury | Another Year Bites The Dust Birthday Card

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    Introducing the Freddie Mercury "Another Year Bites The Dust" Birthday Card, an absolute must-have for every die-hard Queen fan! Guaranteed to brin...

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  • In Dog Years, You’re Dead Birthday Card

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    Introducing the In Dog Years, You're Dead Birthday Card! Celebrate birthdays in a hilarious and brutal way with this eye-catching birthday card.

  • It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age Birthday Card

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    Make birthdays even more fun with this hilarious "It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age" birthday card! Perfect for those who want to stay...

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  • Saltburn | Roses Are Red Valentines Card

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    Get ready to make a splash! You may not have Jacob Elordi, but this Saltburn card references the epic bath scene that is guaranteed to bring some l...

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  • Nugs & Kisses Card

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    The perfect card for the chicken nugget lover in your life, ideal for sending love 'just because', or to wish the happiest of birthdays.

  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card │ Husband

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     Surprising your Husband with thoughtfulness is a cinch with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!