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Bring smiles to the new parents with our funny new baby cards. Discover the cutest and funniest designs.
  • You're A Disappointment Birthday Card

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    Say 'happy birthday' with a laugh! Introducing the "You're A Disappointment" Birthday Card, a brutal & funny way to commemorate somebody's big ...

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  • Just Another Shite Christmas Card

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    No one ever keeps these things anyway…do they?

  • Liam Gallagher | Merry Xmas R Kid Christmas Card

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    Peepin' for a Christmas time card to drop off to your rastas? Check out the Liam Gallagher | Merry Xmas R Kid Christmas Card! It's the perfect pick...

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  • Kanye West | Take It Yeezy This Xmas Seezy Christmas Card

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    Introducing the Kanye West "Take It Yeezy This Xmas Seezy" Christmas Card! Spread some holiday cheer in true Kanye style with this unique and eye-c...

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  • To Do List: Eat Drink, Be Merry Christmas Card

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    Vibrant and vivacious, our "To Do Eat Drink, Be Merry Christmas Card" is here to add a touch of tongue-in-cheek holiday hilarity to your greetings!...

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  • Tis The Season To Get Lit Christmas Card

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    Introducing our "Tis The Season To Get Lit" Christmas Card! This vibrant and delightfully sarcastic card is the perfect way to show your loved ones...

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  • Tis The Season To Get Bevved Christmas Card

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    Get into the Christmas spirit with our Tis The Season To Get Bevved Christmas Card. This vibrant and witty card is the perfect way to show your lov...

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  • Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Christmas Card

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    Searching for the perfect card to express your sharp wit and sass? Look no further than our Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Christmas Card! This v...

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  • Tis The Season To Be An Alcoholic Christmas Card

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    Get into the holiday spirit with our Tis The Season To Be An Alcoholic Christmas Card. Designed to add a touch of humour and colour to your festive...

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  • Liam Gallagher | Happy Birthday R Kid Birthday Card

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    Celebrate your loved one in true Liam Gallagher style with our Happy Birthday R Kid Birthday Card. This biblical card is a must-have for any fan of...

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  • Santa Has Favourites, And You're Not One Of Them Christmas Card

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    Behold the sassiness of our Santa Has Favourites, And You're Not One Of Them Christmas Card! Delight family and friends with this bright and snarky...

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  • Thanks For Being Born Birthday Card

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    You should really be thanking your bestie / partner’s parents for them being born, but this isn’t how birthday cards work. Let them know you apprec...

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  • Wappy Birthday Bitch Card | Cardi B WAP Birthday Card

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    Suggested gift: a bucket and a mop for your friend’s WAP.   

  • Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card

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    Celebrate a monumental milestone with our Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for anyone turning the big...

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  • Baby Reindeer | Happy Birthday From Your Fave Stalker Birthday Card

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    Channel your inner Martha with this on-trend birthday card!

  • 4 Out Of 5 People Get Money Christmas Card

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    Let's not get their hopes up unnecessarily, tell them in advance they're getting fuck all.

  • Enjoy Pretending To Like Your Fuckwit Family Christmas Card

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    Is this a universal experience? Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

  • Aren't You A Jolly Little Fucker Christmas Card

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    Send this to the one that had their Christmas tree up in November!

  • I’m Glad You Didn't Die This Year Christmas Card

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    Show your Dad how much you care this Christmas, along with a pair or Primarni socks.

  • Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card

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    Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

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  • Freddie Mercury | Santa Ooooh Christmas Card

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    Yo-ho-ho, check out the Freddie Mercury | Santa Ooooh Christmas Card! Perfect for your mirthful festive season. (That's right. The one and only Fre...

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  • Happy 21st To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card

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    Celebrate your favourite human bean's 21st birthday in style with our cute Happy 21st To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card!

  • I Hope You Get A Papercut Birthday Card

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    Introducing the "I Hope You Get A Papercut Birthday Card," a perfect choice to pleasantly surprise your frenemies on their special day. Designed sp...

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  • Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card

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    Celebrate their fabulousness of turning forty with our Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for sending bi...

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