Offensive Cards

Introducing the In Dog Years, You're Dead Birthday Card! Celebrate birthdays in a hilarious and brutal way with this eye-catching birthday card.

Make birthdays even more fun with this hilarious "It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age" birthday card! Perfect for those who want to stay...

Get in the festive spirit with our hilarious Christmas Is Coming, And You Will Be Too Christmas Card! This colourful and sarcastic card is the perf...

Let's not get their hopes up unnecessarily, tell them in advance they're getting fuck all.

Is this a universal experience? Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

Send this to the one that had their Christmas tree up in November!

No one ever keeps these things anyway…do they?

Show your Dad how much you care this Christmas, along with a pair or Primarni socks.

Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!

 Surprising your Husband with thoughtfulness is a cinch with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Say "I love you" with a delicious twist! Our "You Are The Icing On My Donut" Valentines/anniversary Card is the ideal way to let them know how swee...

Celebrate a monumental milestone with our Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for anyone turning the big...

Celebrate their fabulousness of turning forty with our Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for sending bi...

Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

Keep it clear, keep it concise!

One for the Dads, them men who literally have everything!

We all have that one person. Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

Tis the season to get white girl wasted.

Don't beat around the bush

Let everyone know what you really think of the holiday season!

They may be forever single, but they're also forever being questioned!

Show your gratitude for your less cringey relatives this Christmas!

The only person jollier than this recipient is the big man himself!