Offensive Cards
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Andrew Tate | Birthday Presents Are For Pussies Birthday Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Introducing the Andrew Tate Birthday Presents Are For Pussies Birthday Card, a must-have item for anyone seeking a unique and cheeky way to celebra...
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Deck The Halls And Fuck The Tories Christmas Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Make a statement with our Deck The Halls And Fuck The Tories Christmas Card -- a bashfully rebellious way to wish folks good cheer!
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Hope Your Christmas Isn't As Shit As You Are At Answering Your Phone Christmas Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Introducing our hilariously blunt "Hope Your Christmas Isn't As Shit As You Are At Answering Your Phone" Christmas card! If you're tired of sending...
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There's No One Else I'd Rather Have Snoring Loud As Fuck Beside Me Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /This says it all really. No one likes a snorer, but send this card to the noisy fucker you can’t live without.
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Andrew Tate | Xmas Presents Are For Pussies Christmas Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Send a funny card with the Andrew Tate | Xmas Presents Are For Pussies Christmas Card, the perfect way to add a touch of humour and personality to...
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Lay Off The Cocaine | Bad Santa Christmas Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Introducing the Lay Off The Cocaine | Bad Santa Christmas Card! Spice up your holiday greetings with this offensive and hilarious card that is sure...
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Merry Christmas And All That Shit Christmas Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Say hello to our Merry Christmas And All That Stuff Christmas Card - a great way to add some holiday hilarity to your greetings! Crafted with a sas...
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Try Not To Get As Fat As You Did Last Year Christmas Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Introducing the "Try Not To Get As Fat As You Did Last Year" Christmas Card, a clever and light-hearted way to express some seasonal goodwill towar...
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Ho Ho Holy Shit, It's Christmas Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Introducing our Ho Ho Holy Shit It's Christmas Card! Add some sass and festive cheer to the holidays with our vibrant and snarky Christmas card sel...
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I Hope Your Birthday Isn't As Shit As You Are At Answering Your Phone Birthday Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Looking for a birthday card that expresses your frustration with a friend who never answers their phone? Look no further than our "I Hope Your Birt...
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I Don't Believe In you Either, Bitch | Bad Santa Christmas Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Introducing the sassiest Christmas card you'll ever come across - the "I Don't Believe In You Either, Bitch | Bad Santa Christmas Card". This hilar...
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In Dog Years, You’re Dead Birthday Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Introducing the In Dog Years, You're Dead Birthday Card! Celebrate birthdays in a hilarious and brutal way with this eye-catching birthday card.
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It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age Birthday Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Make birthdays even more fun with this hilarious "It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age" birthday card! Perfect for those who want to stay...
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Just Another Shite Christmas Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /No one ever keeps these things anyway…do they?
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I’m Glad You Didn't Die This Year Christmas Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Show your Dad how much you care this Christmas, along with a pair or Primarni socks.
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HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker | Bad Santa Christmas Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Introducing the hilarious HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker Bad Santa Card! A perfect pick for spreading some festive fun and laughter this holiday se...
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Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...
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Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...
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Merry Christmas And All That Shit Christmas Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Keep it clear, keep it concise!
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You're A Hard Person To Buy For Christmas Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /One for the Dads, them men who literally have everything!
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It's The Most Stressful Time Of The Year Christmas Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Don't beat around the bush
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Thanks For Not Being An Embarrassing Relative Christmas Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Show your gratitude for your less cringey relatives this Christmas!
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You Fucking Did It Congratulations Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!
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To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card
Original price €3,95 - Original price €4,95Original price€3,95 - €4,95€3,95 - €4,95Current price €3,95| /Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!