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Whether you want to send your sympathy, or just extend your well wishes to a friend going through a bad time, this card says what you really think,...

Tired of boring spreadsheets? Shitty arsed kids? Messy husband? Life in general? Fuck this shit. Yep, fuck it all. 11oz glossy ceramic mug. Colour...

Introducing our scarily accurate Gemini Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Gemini sun sign with this hilarious ...

Get straight to the point with the Gizza Blowie? Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a play...

Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

Introducing the "Had Enough Of Your Bullshit" Mug - the ultimate way to express your frustrations and maintain a sense of humor in any situation. T...

Celebrate a special milestone with our Happy 18th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card. This delightful card is sure to put a smile on your loved on...

Celebrate your favourite human bean's 21st birthday in style with our cute Happy 21st To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card!

Celebrate their 30th birthday in style with our Happy 30th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! This adorable card is the perfect way to honour thi...

Treat your #1 Human Bean to an unforgettable 40th with this jazzy birthday card!

Send an unforgettable birthday card with this hilarious Happy Birthday Mother Puffer Card! Its funny puffer fish design and clever punchline will m...

Celebrate your favourite human bean's special day with the Happy Birthday To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! 

Introducing our Happy Birthday Ya Big Nonce Birthday Card! This one-of-a-kind card is guaranteed to make the recipient smile, whether they have a u...

Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

Celebrate love and make your favourite human bean feel special this Valentine's Day with our Happy Valentines To My Favourite Human Bean Valentines...

Dazzle your boo this year with the Harry Styles "Just Let Me Adore You" Valentine's or anniversary card - a stylish way to say "I love you!"

Surprise your special someone with this "Having Me In Your Life Is Gift Enough!" Card. An ode to your relationship, this vivacious and clever card ...

Introducing our Ho Ho Holy Shit It's Christmas Card! Add some sass and festive cheer to the holidays with our vibrant and snarky Christmas card sel...

Introducing the hilarious HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker Bad Santa Card! A perfect pick for spreading some festive fun and laughter this holiday se...

Introducing our hilariously blunt "Hope Your Christmas Isn't As Shit As You Are At Answering Your Phone" Christmas card! If you're tired of sending...

There's no better way to congratulate your mate on their new house than with this new home card that might get them thinking about that squeaky sta...

Introducing the hilariously cheeky "I Bet Your Birthday Doesn't Suck As Much As I'm Gonna" Birthday Card! Light-hearted and sure to get a laugh, th...

Introducing our brutally hilarious "I Bought This Card In The Hope You'd Get A Papercut" Christmas card! This funny and sarcastic card is a must-ha...

I mean, the mug says it all. A perfect gift for the forgetful one in your life… 11oz glossy ceramic mug. Coloured handle and inner. Dishwasher &am...