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Introducing the Freddie Mercury "Another Year Bites The Dust" Birthday Card, an absolute must-have for every die-hard Queen fan! Guaranteed to brin...

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Introducing our scarily accurate Gemini Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Gemini sun sign with this hilarious ...

Celebrate a special milestone with our Happy 18th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card. This delightful card is sure to put a smile on your loved on...

Celebrate your favourite human bean's 21st birthday in style with our cute Happy 21st To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card!

Celebrate their 30th birthday in style with our Happy 30th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! This adorable card is the perfect way to honour thi...

Treat your #1 Human Bean to an unforgettable 40th with this jazzy birthday card!

Send an unforgettable birthday card with this hilarious Happy Birthday Mother Puffer Card! Its funny puffer fish design and clever punchline will m...

Celebrate your favourite human bean's special day with the Happy Birthday To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! 

Introducing our Happy Birthday Ya Big Nonce Birthday Card! This one-of-a-kind card is guaranteed to make the recipient smile, whether they have a u...

Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

Surprise your special someone with this "Having Me In Your Life Is Gift Enough!" Card. An ode to your relationship, this vivacious and clever card ...

Introducing the hilariously cheeky "I Bet Your Birthday Doesn't Suck As Much As I'm Gonna" Birthday Card! Light-hearted and sure to get a laugh, th...

Introducing our "I Didn't Forget Your Birthday Card" - a witty and heart warming way to celebrate your loved one's special day. This card is specif...

Introducing our "I Hope You Don't Expect A Present Birthday Card" - the perfect way to keep it real and inject some honesty into any birthday celeb...

Introducing the "I Hope You Get A Papercut Birthday Card," a perfect choice to pleasantly surprise your frenemies on their special day. Designed sp...

Looking for a birthday card that expresses your frustration with a friend who never answers their phone? Look no further than our "I Hope Your Birt...

Let Mum know you love her, whether it's her birthday, Mother's Day, or just because. She broke her vagina for you, the least you can do is send her...

Looking for a hilarious and unique birthday card for someone special in your life? Look no further than our "I Would Have Got You A Funny Card" Bir...

Introducing the In Dog Years, You're Dead Birthday Card! Celebrate birthdays in a hilarious and brutal way with this eye-catching birthday card.

These Bon Bon’s Gourmet Chocolate Spoons make a delicious and indulgent single serving of hot chocolate. This can make an excellent stocking filler...

Make birthdays even more fun with this hilarious "It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age" birthday card! Perfect for those who want to stay...

Celebrate your bestie's birthday in style with our Kanye West "Getting Older Ain't Yeezy" Birthday Card. This bestselling card is the perfect way t...

Celebrate your loved one's special day in true Kanye West fashion with our stylish and unique Kanye West | I Love You More Than Kanye Loves Kanye B...