Greetings Cards

Say "I love you" with a delicious twist! Our "You Are The Icing On My Donut" Valentines/anniversary Card is the ideal way to let them know how swee...

For a cheeky and hilarious Valentine's Day card, look no further than the Sit On My Face And Glaze Me Like A Donut Valentines Card. Need we say more?

Introducing our charming "I Like Who You Are" Valentines Card, the perfect way to simply express your admiration and affection to that special some...

Say hello to our "You Repulse Me The Least" Valentines Card! It's just the ticket for couples who like to keep things light and cheeky - the perfec...

Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

Introducing the hilarious HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker Bad Santa Card! A perfect pick for spreading some festive fun and laughter this holiday se...

Yo-ho-ho, check out the Freddie Mercury | Santa Ooooh Christmas Card! Perfect for your mirthful festive season. (That's right. The one and only Fre...

Peepin' for a Christmas time card to drop off to your rastas? Check out the Liam Gallagher | Merry Xmas R Kid Christmas Card! It's the perfect pick...

Vibrant and vivacious, our "To Do Eat Drink, Be Merry Christmas Card" is here to add a touch of tongue-in-cheek holiday hilarity to your greetings!...

Introducing our hilarious "Sorry For Always Being Hungover At Christmas Dinner" Christmas Card! This vibrant and sarcastic greeting card is the per...

Introducing our "Tis The Season To Get Lit" Christmas Card! This vibrant and delightfully sarcastic card is the perfect way to show your loved ones...

Get into the Christmas spirit with our Tis The Season To Get Bevved Christmas Card. This vibrant and witty card is the perfect way to show your lov...

Searching for the perfect card to express your sharp wit and sass? Look no further than our Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Christmas Card! This v...

Get into the holiday spirit with our Tis The Season To Be An Alcoholic Christmas Card. Designed to add a touch of humour and colour to your festive...

Celebrate your loved one in true Liam Gallagher style with our Happy Birthday R Kid Birthday Card. This biblical card is a must-have for any fan of...

Behold the sassiness of our Santa Has Favourites, And You're Not One Of Them Christmas Card! Delight family and friends with this bright and snarky...

Introducing the "Bro, I Am The Gift Christmas Card" - the ultimate way to spread some sarcastic holiday cheer! Designed to make your brother laugh ...

Get in the festive spirit with our Merry Christmas From The Love Of Your Life, BTW That's Me Not Your Xbox Christmas Card. This playful and sarcast...

Introducing the Santa Hates Little Bitches Christmas Card, a hilarious way to spread some festive cheer! Send it to your kids if you want Social Se...

Celebrate your favourite human bean's 21st birthday in style with our cute Happy 21st To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card!

Introducing the "I Hope You Get A Papercut Birthday Card," a perfect choice to pleasantly surprise your frenemies on their special day. Designed sp...

You should really be thanking your bestie / partner’s parents for them being born, but this isn’t how birthday cards work. Let them know you apprec...

Suggested gift: a bucket and a mop for your friend’s WAP.   

Celebrate their fabulousness of turning forty with our Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for sending bi...