New Baby Cards

If, like us, you spend 12 hours a day on TikTok, you won't have been able to avoid Snapshoteye / Beautybeyondtheeye. Show your delectable princess ...

Introducing the Andrew Tate | Happy Birthday To A Top G Birthday Card - the ultimate weapon to make your Bugatti-obsessed Alpha feel like the true ...

Introducing the Andrew Tate Birthday Presents Are For Pussies Birthday Card, a must-have item for anyone seeking a unique and cheeky way to celebra...

Introducing our Happy Birthday Ya Big Nonce Birthday Card! This one-of-a-kind card is guaranteed to make the recipient smile, whether they have a u...

Celebrate your favourite human bean's special day with the Happy Birthday To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! 

Whether it's for a sibling, friend, or co-worker, the Rude That You're Younger Than Me Birthday Card is guaranteed to be the star of the show. You ...

This says it all really. No one likes a snorer, but send this card to the noisy fucker you can’t live without.

Celebrate their 30th birthday in style with our Happy 30th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! This adorable card is the perfect way to honour thi...

Celebrate your bestie's birthday in style with our Kanye West "Getting Older Ain't Yeezy" Birthday Card. This bestselling card is the perfect way t...

Introducing the Kim Kardashian | So Old Birthday Card, the perfect way to spread some laughter and show your friends you care! When you can't get y...

Surprise your special someone with this "Having Me In Your Life Is Gift Enough!" Card. An ode to your relationship, this vivacious and clever card ...

Introducing the "Another Year Closer To Buying A Stairlift" Birthday Card, a delightful and hilarious way to celebrate that special someone's birth...

Celebrate a special milestone with our Fifty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and stylish card is perfect for someone who is embracing...

Introducing our "I Didn't Forget Your Birthday Card" - a witty and heart warming way to celebrate your loved one's special day. This card is specif...

Looking for a hilarious and unique birthday card for someone special in your life? Look no further than our "I Would Have Got You A Funny Card" Bir...

Looking for a birthday card that expresses your frustration with a friend who never answers their phone? Look no further than our "I Hope Your Birt...

Say "happy birthday" with a hilarious twist by gifting your fabulous mum the Mum, I Am The Gift Birthday Card! This cheeky card is guaranteed to ma...

Celebrate the fabulousness of turning sixty with our Sixty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and cheeky card is perfect for those who w...

Introducing the Freddie Mercury "Another Year Bites The Dust" Birthday Card, an absolute must-have for every die-hard Queen fan! Guaranteed to brin...

Introducing the In Dog Years, You're Dead Birthday Card! Celebrate birthdays in a hilarious and brutal way with this eye-catching birthday card.

Make birthdays even more fun with this hilarious "It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age" birthday card! Perfect for those who want to stay...

Get ready to make a splash! You may not have Jacob Elordi, but this Saltburn card references the epic bath scene that is guaranteed to bring some l...

The perfect card for the chicken nugget lover in your life, ideal for sending love 'just because', or to wish the happiest of birthdays.

 Surprising your Husband with thoughtfulness is a cinch with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!