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  • Merry Christmas From The Love Of Your Life, BTW That's Me Not Your Xbox Christmas Card

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    Get in the festive spirit with our Merry Christmas From The Love Of Your Life, BTW That's Me Not Your Xbox Christmas Card. This playful and sarcast...

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  • Thanks For Being Born Birthday Card

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    You should really be thanking your bestie / partner’s parents for them being born, but this isn’t how birthday cards work. Let them know you apprec...

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  • Wappy Birthday Bitch Card | Cardi B WAP Birthday Card

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    Suggested gift: a bucket and a mop for your friend’s WAP.   

  • Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card

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    Celebrate a monumental milestone with our Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for anyone turning the big...

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  • Baby Reindeer | Happy Birthday From Your Fave Stalker Birthday Card

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    Channel your inner Martha with this on-trend birthday card!

  • Enjoy Pretending To Like Your Fuckwit Family Christmas Card

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    Is this a universal experience? Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

  • Happy Valentines To My Favourite Human Bean Valentines Card

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    Celebrate love and make your favourite human bean feel special this Valentine's Day with our Happy Valentines To My Favourite Human Bean Valentines...

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  • I Like Who You Are Valentines Card

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    Introducing our charming "I Like Who You Are" Valentines Card, the perfect way to simply express your admiration and affection to that special some...

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  • Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card

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    Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

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  • Freddie Mercury | Santa Ooooh Christmas Card

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    Yo-ho-ho, check out the Freddie Mercury | Santa Ooooh Christmas Card! Perfect for your mirthful festive season. (That's right. The one and only Fre...

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  • I Hope You Get A Papercut Birthday Card

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    Introducing the "I Hope You Get A Papercut Birthday Card," a perfect choice to pleasantly surprise your frenemies on their special day. Designed sp...

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  • Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card

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    Celebrate their fabulousness of turning forty with our Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for sending bi...

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  • Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card

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    Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

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  • You're Punching Valentines Card

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    Get straight to the point with the You're Punching Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a pl...

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  • You'll Do Valentines Card

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    Get straight to the point with the You'll Do Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a playful ...

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  • You Make Me Melt Card

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    This You Make Me Melt Card packs a sweet and punny message to melt anyone's heart. With a playful tone and quirky language, it's the perfect way to...

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  • You're So Beautiful Card

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    Give the gift of beauty with our You're So Beautiful Card. Featuring a playful skeleton aesthetic, this card is sure to make them smile (and maybe ...

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  • You're A Hard Person To Buy For Christmas Card

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    One for the Dads, them men who literally have everything!

  • You Should See Your Care Home Birthday Card

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    Introducing the "You Should See Your Care Home" Birthday Card, a delightful and hilarious way to celebrate that special someone's birthday! This co...

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  • You're Alright, I Guess Valentines Card

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    Keep it blunt with our "You're Alright, I Guess" Valentine's Card, a witty and lighthearted way to express your feelings this Valentine's Day.

  • You'll Do Valentines Card

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    Keep it blunt with our "You'll Do" Valentine's Card, the hilarious way to express your love and affection this Valentine's Day. 

  • You're Not Aging Well Birthday Card

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    Say what you mean, and mean what you say 🤷‍♀️  

  • You Still Look 21 From A Distance Birthday Card

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    Especially if you squint really hard and tilt your head to the left….  

  • Saltburn | I'd Totally Drink Your Bathwater Card

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    Get ready to make a splash! You may not have Jacob Elordi, but this Saltburn card references the epic bath scene that is guaranteed to bring some l...

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