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Celebrate your favourite human bean's special day with the Happy Birthday To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! 

Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

Surprise your special someone with this "Having Me In Your Life Is Gift Enough!" Card. An ode to your relationship, this vivacious and clever card ...

Introducing our Ho Ho Holy Shit It's Christmas Card! Add some sass and festive cheer to the holidays with our vibrant and snarky Christmas card sel...

Introducing the hilarious HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker Bad Santa Card! A perfect pick for spreading some festive fun and laughter this holiday se...

Introducing our hilariously blunt "Hope Your Christmas Isn't As Shit As You Are At Answering Your Phone" Christmas card! If you're tired of sending...

There's no better way to congratulate your mate on their new house than with this new home card that might get them thinking about that squeaky sta...

Introducing our brutally hilarious "I Bought This Card In The Hope You'd Get A Papercut" Christmas card! This funny and sarcastic card is a must-ha...

Introducing our "I Didn't Forget Your Birthday Card" - a witty and heart warming way to celebrate your loved one's special day. This card is specif...

Introducing the sassiest Christmas card you'll ever come across - the "I Don't Believe In You Either, Bitch | Bad Santa Christmas Card". This hilar...

Introducing the "I Don't Believe In you Either, Cunt" Bad Santa Christmas Card, a perfectly hilarious and NFSW way to spread some holiday cheer! Me...

Introducing our "I Hope You Don't Expect A Present Birthday Card" - the perfect way to keep it real and inject some honesty into any birthday celeb...

Introducing the "I Hope You Get A Papercut Birthday Card," a perfect choice to pleasantly surprise your frenemies on their special day. Designed sp...

Looking for a birthday card that expresses your frustration with a friend who never answers their phone? Look no further than our "I Hope Your Birt...

Let Mum know you love her, whether it's her birthday, Mother's Day, or just because. She broke her vagina for you, the least you can do is send her...

Introducing our hilarious and playful card, "I Only Got You A Card In Case You Got Me One Card." This vibrant and sarcastic card is an ideal way to...

Looking for a hilarious and unique birthday card for someone special in your life? Look no further than our "I Would Have Got You A Funny Card" Bir...

Introducing the In Dog Years, You're Dead Birthday Card! Celebrate birthdays in a hilarious and brutal way with this eye-catching birthday card.

These Bon Bon’s Gourmet Chocolate Spoons make a delicious and indulgent single serving of hot chocolate. This can make an excellent stocking filler...

Make birthdays even more fun with this hilarious "It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age" birthday card! Perfect for those who want to stay...

Don't beat around the bush

Introducing our delightful Joy To The World, We Survived 2023 Christmas Card! This vibrant and witty card is the ultimate way to express your love ...

No one ever keeps these things anyway…do they?

Introducing the Kim Kardashian | So Old Birthday Card, the perfect way to spread some laughter and show your friends you care! When you can't get y...