Birthday Cards

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Celebrate their fabulousness of turning forty with our Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for sending bi...

Celebrate a monumental milestone with our Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for anyone turning the big...

Celebrate a special milestone with our Fifty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and stylish card is perfect for someone who is embracing...

Introducing the Kim Kardashian | So Old Birthday Card, the perfect way to spread some laughter and show your friends you care! When you can't get y...

Looking for a birthday card that expresses your frustration with a friend who never answers their phone? Look no further than our "I Hope Your Birt...

Introducing our Happy Birthday Ya Big Nonce Birthday Card! This one-of-a-kind card is guaranteed to make the recipient smile, whether they have a u...

Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

This says it all really. No one likes a snorer, but send this card to the noisy fucker you can’t live without.