Greetings Cards

Get ready to make a splash! You may not have Jacob Elordi, but this Saltburn card references the epic bath scene that is guaranteed to bring some l...

Let's not get their hopes up unnecessarily, tell them in advance they're getting fuck all.

Is this a universal experience? Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

Send this to the one that had their Christmas tree up in November!

No one ever keeps these things anyway…do they?

Show your Dad how much you care this Christmas, along with a pair or Primarni socks.

The perfect card for the chicken nugget lover in your life, ideal for sending love 'just because', or to wish the happiest of birthdays.

Whether you want to send your sympathy, or just extend your well wishes to a friend going through a bad time, this card says what you really think,...

Whether you want to send your sympathy, or just extend your well wishes to a friend going through a bad time, this card says what you really think,...

Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!

 Surprising your Husband with thoughtfulness is a cinch with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Celebrate love and make your favourite human bean feel special this Valentine's Day with our Happy Valentines To My Favourite Human Bean Valentines...

Say "I love you" with a delicious twist! Our "You Are The Icing On My Donut" Valentines/anniversary Card is the ideal way to let them know how swee...

Introducing our charming "I Like Who You Are" Valentines Card, the perfect way to simply express your admiration and affection to that special some...

Say hello to our "You Repulse Me The Least" Valentines Card! It's just the ticket for couples who like to keep things light and cheeky - the perfec...

Looking for a Christmas card that goes beyond the ordinary? Look no further than our Bestie, I Am The Gift Christmas card. With its vibrant colours...

Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

Yo-ho-ho, check out the Freddie Mercury | Santa Ooooh Christmas Card! Perfect for your mirthful festive season. (That's right. The one and only Fre...

Peepin' for a Christmas time card to drop off to your rastas? Check out the Liam Gallagher | Merry Xmas R Kid Christmas Card! It's the perfect pick...

Introducing the Kanye West "Take It Yeezy This Xmas Seezy" Christmas Card! Spread some holiday cheer in true Kanye style with this unique and eye-c...

Vibrant and vivacious, our "To Do Eat Drink, Be Merry Christmas Card" is here to add a touch of tongue-in-cheek holiday hilarity to your greetings!...

Introducing our hilarious "Sorry For Always Being Hungover At Christmas Dinner" Christmas Card! This vibrant and sarcastic greeting card is the per...

Introducing our "Tis The Season To Get Lit" Christmas Card! This vibrant and delightfully sarcastic card is the perfect way to show your loved ones...

Get into the Christmas spirit with our Tis The Season To Get Bevved Christmas Card. This vibrant and witty card is the perfect way to show your lov...