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  • Even Twats Deserve A Christmas Card

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    We all have that one person. Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

  • All I Want For Christmas Is Prosecco Christmas Card

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    Tis the season to get white girl wasted.

  • It's The Most Stressful Time Of The Year Christmas Card

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    Don't beat around the bush

  • Merry Kiss My Ass Christmas Card

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    Let everyone know what you really think of the holiday season!

  • It Wouldn't Be Christmas Without... Christmas Card

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    They may be forever single, but they're also forever being questioned!

  • Thanks For Not Being An Embarrassing Relative Christmas Card

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    Show your gratitude for your less cringey relatives this Christmas!

  • Festive As Fuck Christmas Card

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    The only person jollier than this recipient is the big man himself!

  • Tis The Season To Get Fucking Shitfaced Christmas Card

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    This card is one way to let everyone know you'll be on a one month bender through December!

  • Bah Fucking Humbug Christmas Card

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    You're a real life Scrooge, y'know? Try lighten up a little, or Baby Jesus will come and get you.

  • If You Try Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe Christmas Card

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    This one is for creepy Steve in accounts. Let him know you're not fucking about this year at the Christmas party!

  • If You Try Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe Christmas Card

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    Send this to the one that had their Christmas tree up in November!

  • I’m Glad You Didn't Die This Year Christmas Card

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    Show your Dad how much you care this Christmas, along with a pair or Primarni socks.

  • All I Want For Christmas Is Money Christmas Card

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    Say what you mean this Christmas, if you don’t ask, you don’t get!

  • Pretend This Card Says Something Christmassy Christmas Card

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    This rude Christmas card is ideal for the one on Santa’s naughty list!

  • I’ve Been Up All Night Waiting For Santa To Come Christmas Card

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    This rude Christmas card is ideal for the one on Santa’s naughty list!

  • Don’t Sit On The Shopping Centre Santa’s Knee Christmas Card

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    Have a mate that just can’t control themselves? This hilarious Christmas card is for them.

  • Good Luck You Clever Little Fucker Card

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    Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

  • Most Expensive Shag Ever New Baby Card

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    Say what you really think with the Most Expensive Shag Ever Baby Girl Card!  

  • Most Expensive Shag Ever New Baby Card

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    Share your true feelings with the Most Expensive Shag Ever New Baby Boy Card! (What better way to welcome a little dude to the world?)  

  • Olive You So Much Card

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    Share the love with the Olive You So Much Card!

  • You Fucking Did It Congratulations Card

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    Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!

  • Blow Me, Bitch Birthday Card

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    We keep it simple with this Blow Me, Bitch Birthday Card. This hilariously punny card is guaranteed to get a laugh on their special day.  

  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card │ Wife

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    Showing your Wife how much you care is a breeze with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card │ Girlfriend

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    Making it easy to express your feelings towards your GF, get To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!