Offensive Cards

Introducing the Andrew Tate Birthday Presents Are For Pussies Birthday Card, a must-have item for anyone seeking a unique and cheeky way to celebra...

Introducing our Happy Birthday Ya Big Nonce Birthday Card! This one-of-a-kind card is guaranteed to make the recipient smile, whether they have a u...

Introducing our hilarious and cheeky "I Think You're A Wanker, But Mum Said I Have To Get You A Card Anyway Christmas Card." This colourful and sar...

Make a statement with our Deck The Halls And Fuck The Tories Christmas Card -- a bashfully rebellious way to wish folks good cheer!

Introducing our hilariously blunt "Hope Your Christmas Isn't As Shit As You Are At Answering Your Phone" Christmas card! If you're tired of sending...

Send a funny card with the Andrew Tate | Xmas Presents Are For Pussies Christmas Card,  the perfect way to add a touch of humour and personality to...

This says it all really. No one likes a snorer, but send this card to the noisy fucker you can’t live without.

Introducing the Lay Off The Cocaine | Bad Santa Christmas Card! Spice up your holiday greetings with this offensive and hilarious card that is sure...

Say hello to our Merry Christmas And All That Stuff Christmas Card - a great way to add some holiday hilarity to your greetings! Crafted with a sas...

Celebrate a special milestone with our Fifty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and stylish card is perfect for someone who is embracing...

Introducing the "Try Not To Get As Fat As You Did Last Year" Christmas Card, a clever and light-hearted way to express some seasonal goodwill towar...

Let this Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card be a symbol of your gratitude and adoration, while allowing you to demonstrate your own wit. Whet...

Introducing our hilariously sassy and vibrant Christmas card collection, designed to inject some much-needed sass into your holiday greetings. We u...

Introducing our Ho Ho Holy Shit It's Christmas Card! Add some sass and festive cheer to the holidays with our vibrant and snarky Christmas card sel...

Looking for a birthday card that expresses your frustration with a friend who never answers their phone? Look no further than our "I Hope Your Birt...

So many heartfelt cards out there, none really say it quite like this.

Celebrate the fabulousness of turning sixty with our Sixty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and cheeky card is perfect for those who w...

Introducing our witty and colorful Merry Christmas, You Big Ho Ho Ho Christmas Card! This funny and sardonic card is the ideal way to demonstrate t...

Introducing the sassiest Christmas card you'll ever come across - the "I Don't Believe In You Either, Bitch | Bad Santa Christmas Card". This hilar...

Introducing the In Dog Years, You're Dead Birthday Card! Celebrate birthdays in a hilarious and brutal way with this eye-catching birthday card.

Make birthdays even more fun with this hilarious "It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age" birthday card! Perfect for those who want to stay...

Get in the festive spirit with our hilarious Christmas Is Coming, And You Will Be Too Christmas Card! This colourful and sarcastic card is the perf...

Let's not get their hopes up unnecessarily, tell them in advance they're getting fuck all.

Is this a universal experience? Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.