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This card is one way to let everyone know you'll be on a one month bender through December!

Introducing our "Tis The Season To Get Lit" Christmas Card! This vibrant and delightfully sarcastic card is the perfect way to show your loved ones...

Vibrant and vivacious, our "To Do Eat Drink, Be Merry Christmas Card" is here to add a touch of tongue-in-cheek holiday hilarity to your greetings!...

Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!  

Celebrate love and friendship with this Together Until We Croak card. Show them they're your partner in crime 'til the end with this quirky, playfu...

Introducing the "Try Not To Get As Fat As You Did Last Year" Christmas Card, a clever and light-hearted way to express some seasonal goodwill towar...

It's that time of year where everyone heads off to their smelly student accommodation. Let them know you're thinking of them as they eat beans on t...

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Introducing our Virgo Boho Astrology Birthday Card, a hilarious and brutal way to celebrate the special Virgo in your life!

Suggested gift: a bucket and a mop for your friend’s WAP.   

Find your perfect match with our humorous and quirky card! Show your significant other that you're meant to be with this playful and fun design. No...

Declare your lack of feelings this Valentine's Day with our "When You're Dead Inside" card. No lovey-dovey messages here - just pure honesty and hu...

This classic combination of Raspberry and White Chocolate Brownies, is truly a match made in heaven! Finished with the finest ingredients to creat...

Say hello to our "Wishing You An Adequate Christmas Card" - perfect for adding a pinch of humour and sarcasm to yuletide wishes. Rocking dazzling c...

Looking for the perfect way to express your love this Valentine's Day? Look no further than our XOXO Valentines Card. Measuring at 5x7 inches, this...

Indulge in a unique and luxurious experience with the Lindt Lindor & Yankee Candle Signature Chocolate Hamper With Ivory Roses. This exquisite ...

Congrats, you're still single! This card is perfect for those who haven't found their lobster yet. Embrace the single life with a humorous reminder...

Say "I love you" with a delicious twist! Our "You Are The Icing On My Donut" Valentines/anniversary Card is the ideal way to let them know how swee...

Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!

This You Make Me Melt Card packs a sweet and punny message to melt anyone's heart. With a playful tone and quirky language, it's the perfect way to...

Say hello to our "You Repulse Me The Least" Valentines Card! It's just the ticket for couples who like to keep things light and cheeky - the perfec...

Especially if you squint really hard and tilt your head to the left….  

Keep it blunt with our "You'll Do" Valentine's Card, the hilarious way to express your love and affection this Valentine's Day. 

So many heartfelt cards out there, none really say it quite like this.