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Discover our daring collection of offensive funny cards designed to push the envelope and bring a smile!
  • Good Luck You Clever Little Fucker Card

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    Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

  • You Fucking Did It Congratulations Card

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    Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!

  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card

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    Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!  

  • Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Scorpio sun sign with this hilariously brut...

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  • Taurus Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing the Taurus Boho Astrology Birthday Card, a hilarious way to celebrate your loved one's special day in style.

  • Most Expensive Shag Ever New Baby Card

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    Say what you really think with the Most Expensive Shag Ever Baby Girl Card!  

  • Most Expensive Shag Ever New Baby Card

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    Share your true feelings with the Most Expensive Shag Ever New Baby Boy Card! (What better way to welcome a little dude to the world?)  

  • Libra Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Libra Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Libra sun sign with this hilarious and scaril...

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  • Leo Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Leo Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Leo sun sign with this hilarious and brutally h...

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  • Sagittarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Sagittarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Sagittarius sun sign with this hilariou...

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  • Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card

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    Let this Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card be a symbol of your gratitude and adoration, while allowing you to demonstrate your own wit. Whet...

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  • I've Got A Sackload For You | Bad Santa Christmas Card

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    Introducing our funny "I've Got A Sackload For You" Bad Santa Christmas Card, the perfect way to spread some mischievous holiday cheer!

  • I've Seen Your Instagram | Bad Santa Christmas Card

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    Say hello to our laugh-out-loud, "I've Seen Your Instagram | Bad Santa Christmas Card" and let our fellow Insta-hoes know you love them just the wa...

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  • I Don't Believe In you Either, Cunt | Bad Santa Christmas Card

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    Introducing the "I Don't Believe In you Either, Cunt" Bad Santa Christmas Card, a perfectly hilarious and NFSW way to spread some holiday cheer! Me...

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  • Blow Me, Bitch Birthday Card

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    We keep it simple with this Blow Me, Bitch Birthday Card. This hilariously punny card is guaranteed to get a laugh on their special day.  

  • Capricorn Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Capricorn Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Capricorn sun sign with this hilarious an...

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  • Cardi B | This WAP Is The Only Gift You Need Card

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    Let him know he's going to get lucky (despite no real gift). with the ultimate Valentine's or anniversary card that is sure to make a bold statemen...

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  • All I Want For Christmas Is You. Naked. Christmas Card

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    Our "All I Want For Christmas Is You. Naked." Christmas Card, is a cheeky and funny way to spread the holiday joy! Designed with vibrant colours an...

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  • Cancer Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing the Cancer Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate the unique, hilarious astrological qualities of your loved ones born under the Cance...

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  • Aquarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Aquarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Aquarius sun sign with this brutally hones...

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  • Aries Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    This brutally honest, yet funny Aries Boho Astrology Birthday Card is the perfect choice to celebrate the birthday of your Aries friends or loved o...

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