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Discover our daring collection of offensive funny cards designed to push the envelope and bring a smile!
  • Santa Hates Little Bitches Christmas Card

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    Introducing the Santa Hates Little Bitches Christmas Card, a hilarious way to spread some festive cheer! Send it to your kids if you want Social Se...

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  • HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker | Bad Santa Christmas Card

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    Introducing the hilarious HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker Bad Santa Card! A perfect pick for spreading some festive fun and laughter this holiday se...

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  • Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card

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    Celebrate their fabulousness of turning forty with our Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for sending bi...

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  • Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card

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    Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

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  • Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card

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    Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

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  • Merry Christmas And All That Shit Christmas Card

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    Keep it clear, keep it concise!

  • You're A Hard Person To Buy For Christmas Card

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    One for the Dads, them men who literally have everything!

  • Even Twats Deserve A Christmas Card

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    We all have that one person. Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

  • It's The Most Stressful Time Of The Year Christmas Card

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    Don't beat around the bush

  • Merry Kiss My Ass Christmas Card

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    Let everyone know what you really think of the holiday season!

  • It Wouldn't Be Christmas Without... Christmas Card

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    They may be forever single, but they're also forever being questioned!

  • Thanks For Not Being An Embarrassing Relative Christmas Card

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    Show your gratitude for your less cringey relatives this Christmas!

  • Festive As Fuck Christmas Card

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    The only person jollier than this recipient is the big man himself!

  • Tis The Season To Get Fucking Shitfaced Christmas Card

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    This card is one way to let everyone know you'll be on a one month bender through December!

  • Bah Fucking Humbug Christmas Card

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    You're a real life Scrooge, y'know? Try lighten up a little, or Baby Jesus will come and get you.

  • If You Try Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe Christmas Card

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    This one is for creepy Steve in accounts. Let him know you're not fucking about this year at the Christmas party!

  • If You Try Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe Christmas Card

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    Send this to the one that had their Christmas tree up in November!

  • I’m Glad You Didn't Die This Year Christmas Card

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    Show your Dad how much you care this Christmas, along with a pair or Primarni socks.

  • All I Want For Christmas Is Money Christmas Card

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    Say what you mean this Christmas, if you don’t ask, you don’t get!

  • Pretend This Card Says Something Christmassy Christmas Card

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    This rude Christmas card is ideal for the one on Santa’s naughty list!

  • Don’t Sit On The Shopping Centre Santa’s Knee Christmas Card

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    Have a mate that just can’t control themselves? This hilarious Christmas card is for them.

  • Good Luck You Clever Little Fucker Card

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    Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

  • You Fucking Did It Congratulations Card

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    Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!

  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card

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    Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!