Offensive Cards
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Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /Celebrate a monumental milestone with our Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for anyone turning the big...
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HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker | Bad Santa Christmas Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /Introducing the hilarious HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker Bad Santa Card! A perfect pick for spreading some festive fun and laughter this holiday se...
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Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...
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Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...
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Merry Christmas And All That Shit Christmas Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /Keep it clear, keep it concise!
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You're A Hard Person To Buy For Christmas Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /One for the Dads, them men who literally have everything!
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Even Twats Deserve A Christmas Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /We all have that one person. Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.
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It's The Most Stressful Time Of The Year Christmas Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /Don't beat around the bush
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Merry Kiss My Ass Christmas Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /Let everyone know what you really think of the holiday season!
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It Wouldn't Be Christmas Without... Christmas Card
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Thanks For Not Being An Embarrassing Relative Christmas Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /Show your gratitude for your less cringey relatives this Christmas!
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Festive As Fuck Christmas Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /The only person jollier than this recipient is the big man himself!
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Tis The Season To Get Fucking Shitfaced Christmas Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /This card is one way to let everyone know you'll be on a one month bender through December!
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Bah Fucking Humbug Christmas Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /You're a real life Scrooge, y'know? Try lighten up a little, or Baby Jesus will come and get you.
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If You Try Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe Christmas Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /This one is for creepy Steve in accounts. Let him know you're not fucking about this year at the Christmas party!
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If You Try Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe Christmas Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /Send this to the one that had their Christmas tree up in November!
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All I Want For Christmas Is Money Christmas Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /Say what you mean this Christmas, if you don’t ask, you don’t get!
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Pretend This Card Says Something Christmassy Christmas Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /This rude Christmas card is ideal for the one on Santa’s naughty list!
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Don’t Sit On The Shopping Centre Santa’s Knee Christmas Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /Have a mate that just can’t control themselves? This hilarious Christmas card is for them.
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Good Luck You Clever Little Fucker Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.
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You Fucking Did It Congratulations Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!
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To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!
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You're A Disappointment Birthday Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /Say 'happy birthday' with a laugh! Introducing the "You're A Disappointment" Birthday Card, a brutal & funny way to commemorate somebody's big ...
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Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card
Original price $6.00 - Original price $8.00Original price$6.00 - $8.00$6.00 - $8.00Current price $6.00| /Introducing our stunning Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Scorpio sun sign with this hilariously brut...
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