Offensive Cards

Introducing the hilarious HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker Bad Santa Card! A perfect pick for spreading some festive fun and laughter this holiday se...

Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

Keep it clear, keep it concise!

One for the Dads, them men who literally have everything!

We all have that one person. Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

Don't beat around the bush

Let everyone know what you really think of the holiday season!

They may be forever single, but they're also forever being questioned!

Show your gratitude for your less cringey relatives this Christmas!

The only person jollier than this recipient is the big man himself!

This card is one way to let everyone know you'll be on a one month bender through December!

You're a real life Scrooge, y'know? Try lighten up a little, or Baby Jesus will come and get you.

Show your Dad how much you care this Christmas, along with a pair or Primarni socks.

This rude Christmas card is ideal for the one on Santa’s naughty list!

Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!

Surprise your S.O. with an unforgettably funny card straight from the heart - To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!  

Say 'happy birthday' with a laugh! Introducing the "You're A Disappointment" Birthday Card, a brutal & funny way to commemorate somebody's big ...

Introducing our stunning Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Scorpio sun sign with this hilariously brut...

Introducing the Taurus Boho Astrology Birthday Card, a hilarious way to celebrate your loved one's special day in style.

Introducing our stunning Libra Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Libra sun sign with this hilarious and scaril...

Introducing our stunning Leo Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Leo sun sign with this hilarious and brutally h...