Offensive Cards

Introducing the hilarious HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker Bad Santa Card! A perfect pick for spreading some festive fun and laughter this holiday se...

Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

Keep it clear, keep it concise!

One for the Dads, them men who literally have everything!

We all have that one person. Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

Don't beat around the bush

Let everyone know what you really think of the holiday season!

They may be forever single, but they're also forever being questioned!

Show your gratitude for your less cringey relatives this Christmas!

The only person jollier than this recipient is the big man himself!

This card is one way to let everyone know you'll be on a one month bender through December!

You're a real life Scrooge, y'know? Try lighten up a little, or Baby Jesus will come and get you.

This one is for creepy Steve in accounts. Let him know you're not fucking about this year at the Christmas party!

Send this to the one that had their Christmas tree up in November!

Show your Dad how much you care this Christmas, along with a pair or Primarni socks.

Say what you mean this Christmas, if you don’t ask, you don’t get!

This rude Christmas card is ideal for the one on Santa’s naughty list!

Have a mate that just can’t control themselves? This hilarious Christmas card is for them.

Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!

Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!  

Say 'happy birthday' with a laugh! Introducing the "You're A Disappointment" Birthday Card, a brutal & funny way to commemorate somebody's big ...

Introducing our stunning Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Scorpio sun sign with this hilariously brut...