Offensive Cards

No one ever keeps these things anyway…do they?

 Surprising your Husband with thoughtfulness is a cinch with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Say "I love you" with a delicious twist! Our "You Are The Icing On My Donut" Valentines/anniversary Card is the ideal way to let them know how swee...

For a cheeky and hilarious Valentine's Day card, look no further than the Sit On My Face And Glaze Me Like A Donut Valentines Card. Need we say more?

Celebrate a monumental milestone with our Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for anyone turning the big...

Introducing the Santa Hates Little Bitches Christmas Card, a hilarious way to spread some festive cheer! Send it to your kids if you want Social Se...

Introducing the hilarious HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker Bad Santa Card! A perfect pick for spreading some festive fun and laughter this holiday se...

Celebrate their fabulousness of turning forty with our Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for sending bi...

Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

Keep it clear, keep it concise!

One for the Dads, them men who literally have everything!

We all have that one person. Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

Tis the season to get white girl wasted.

Don't beat around the bush

The only person jollier than this recipient is the big man himself!

This card is one way to let everyone know you'll be on a one month bender through December!

You're a real life Scrooge, y'know? Try lighten up a little, or Baby Jesus will come and get you.

Show your Dad how much you care this Christmas, along with a pair or Primarni socks.

This rude Christmas card is ideal for the one on Santa’s naughty list!

Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!

Showing your Wife how much you care is a breeze with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Making it easy to express your feelings towards your GF, get To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!